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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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machene tips over and crushes you. i come and lift machine off you and put in $75.00 _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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you get a pair of rubber gloves and a needle. (sorry I'm watching the Simpsons where Homers is giving his kedney so thats the first thing that came to mind! lol)
I put in two 100 dollar bills _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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Folkert Registered User
Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 169 Location: Somewhere in The Northeast
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:11 am Post subject: |
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The machine wirrs and clunks. Suddenly it spits out an Ipod Nano with about 200 of your favorite songs on it.
I put in five $5 bills. |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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you get an old Tim Mcgraw cd
I put in two counterfit $3 bills _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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The machine grows angry and starts flinging dirty diapers at you. I don't even want to know how the machine got those!
I put in two dimes _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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the machine gives you a pack of gum
i put in $400000 _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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You get a small 4x7 slip of paper. You flip it over the read it is the recept allowing you to take a trip to the moon on the next shuttle.
I put in 5 Susan B Anthony coins. _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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u get a clone of susan b anthony
i put in a penny _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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AmigaDragon Registered User
Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Posts: 840 Location: Far Northern Minnesota
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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you get a 20 year old gumball printed with "VFW" _________________ "Cogito, ergo es. I think, therefore you is." Ray D. Tutto (King of the Moon) to Baron Munschaussen |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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AmigaDragon wrote: | you get a 20 year old gumball printed with "VFW" | how much money did you put into the machine _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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let's just say $5...
You get Nitch... yup... he fell outta the machine...
I put in three namco tokens and a pickle. _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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machine gets pissed and hits you in the head with a brick
i put in a fingernail clipping _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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you get a toenail clipping.
I put in PrincessB, albeit she isn't very happy about it, but I still put her in. _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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you get multiple pics of princessb (i wont say what kind of pics use your imagination)
i put in my math homwork _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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You get an F.
I put in eighty three million fleas spray painted purple. _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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