Time Machine Demos & Promotionals
Many listeners get a kick out of the wacky commercials that are heard through the broadcasts of the Time Machine Show, and DJs with KWKAT would want to grab these for their own to play during their own shows as well. I give you the best of both worlds here, by offering all the commercials and the demo commercial free to download and enjoy here. May these become a memory in and of themselves when you hear them. Click on the headers to download them. To save them to your computer, right click the link and select "Save As..."
This is the demo commercial before the show came to be
"WAAAAAAAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!" That's the famous shout to the world that gets everybody up and at 'em for another round of the Time Mahcine Show, and this is the intro that you'll hear when you first tune into it.
"K-W-K-A-T...The Cat. Here, kitty kitty!"
A commercial that strictly advertises Planetfurry. No mention of the Time Machine Show is used in this one, and can be used universally among all other KWKAT shows.
"Tired of the same thing over and over and over and over and over?"
"Not your ordinary music. Not your ordinary station..."
This commercial gives a nutshell of all the types of music that can be heard through each broadcast of the Time Machine Show by taking you through the eras, one at a time.
A commercial based solely on sound clips to describe the types of songs you'll be hearing on the show.
A very short stinger...or should I say "belcher?"
Contrary to always being late, the theme of this commercial is all about time in itself, using sound clips from songs to denote the many different themes of time, going through the ages of time. Now you see why it's all about "time."
At KWKAT, we're all live DJs here. No need to wonder "where did all the DJs go, long time passing?" Our DJs are on the scene to take your requests and interact with the listeners any way we can. This ain't no "dial 0 for Operator" operation, either!
You don't have to worry about strangeness on the show, but we do have to worry about whether you'll become a stranger to us all. Don't be strange and become a stranger, stick with the show and become a rock ranger!
Although we never really utilized this much, this was a way for the show to help raise donations to help pay for the services used to broadcast the show to begin with. This was also a method of raising money for upgrades whenever needed. Rather than taking just donations, the Time Machine Show offered full CD sets of any show you may wish to archive for your own collection. Unfortunately, the CD section of the web site grew way too long and was too much work for not enough interest, and after exceeding 45 megabytes worth of HTML, that section was deleted, but the commmercial that advertises it is still around.
You don't have to worry about strangeness on the show, but we do have to worry about whether you'll become a stranger to us all. Don't be strange and become a stranger, stick with the show and become a rock ranger!
This stinger is indeed very short, and is used to play in between rock blocks as a show identification.
With Mad Cajun, Bar Hoppin' Bill, Brotha Dredd, and Jack Hoff constantly coming into the studio, there's hardly any space left to breathe. But this little commercial is a take off the Mike Judge film "Office Space." Enjoy yourselves, mm-kay?
These sound clips were taken from the pinball game Bad Cats and really says a lot about a type of show that runs on the same wavelength. Keep tunin' in all you bad kitties out there!
Our listeners aren't the only ones that scream out for more Time Machine Show. Listen to what these screamers have to shout out about!
This is a spoof on those K-Tel, Ronco, and Sessions record compilation set commercials we used to see in the 70s. Now that the style of music evolved over the years, there's just no originality anymore. From Mr. Clean's Record House comes the Shower Lounge Lizard. Take a listen to these gems that are just bound for the corners of your mind...or your bathtub. Either way.