Planetfurry BBS

Syrius · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject:

So fast you write, the papers catch on fire due to the friction.

I wish that five of us could go back to the 80's with the knowledge of what is going to happen and change history for the better.

Katra · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject:

Unfortunately the five of you can't agree on what to change to make things better.

I wish I could go back in time and retrieve small objects.

Syrius · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

Granted. Problem is that it's a one-way door.

I wish for GlaDos and Hal9000 to engage into a cake-baking contest. Mr. Green

Katra · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject:

They seem to have gotten hold of the special Planetfurry greeting pastry recipes...

I wish for a safe place to hide from the aforementioned contest.

Freya · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject:

Granted. Unfortunately, it has no air. Yay for suffocation!

I wish that I had a proper border collie tial versus the arctic fox one I currently own.

Vallus · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

After dialing 1-800-RENTAGENIE you hear the following prerecorded message:

"We're sorry, your wish cannot be granted as requested. There are simply no safe places available in which to hide from the upcoming contest. Would you please hang up and dial again to make a different wish?"

I wish people didn't have to put up with prerecorded messages whenever they have to call someplace.

Teric · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject:

Ohhh delicious I get to corrupt two at the same time!

Freya is granted a direct phone line to the 'Tails-R-Us' warehouse, where she doesn't have to deal with any pre-recorded messages at all. Instead, the receptionist is a career fursuiter, who, despite his wild hand and head motions, is unable to communicate anything to you over the phone.

Regardless, you are still able to place an order for your border collie tail, but it has been shipped along with the rest of the border collie. Enjoy your new pet.

I wish these silly humans would make chairs that would accommodate those of us that have tails.

Freya · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject:

Awesome, I has a pet border collie. Anyway, ye get a new chair. That is, they remove the chair. Say hullo to Mister Rock!

I wish my mother was home.

Sigurd Volsung · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:09 am Post subject:

Your mother is home, unfortunately you can't be home.

I wish I didn't have a cold, and please don't make me sicker.

Tora_Frogg · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:17 am Post subject:

You're dead.

I wish I had $500 right now.

GriffinX · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:29 am Post subject:

there you go 500 smakeroos. 1 smack. 2 smack. 3 smack. 4 smack.....

i wish i had a heated driveway.

Vallus · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject:

Wish granted you now have a heated driveway. You have to shut it off after one month of use however because of record amounts of snow and ice forced you to keep it on constantly which sent your electric bill through the roof.

I wish an alternative fuel would be discovered that didn't require more energy & resources to produce than we could get out of it.

South_Munjoy · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject:

Syrius · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:12 am Post subject:

Granted. It's made out of the tears of weeping furries. Thanks, Vallus. Evil or Very Mad

I wish that emulation on the PSP wasn't buggy at all.

Vallus · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:54 am Post subject:

Wish granted, the emulation on PSPs is no longer buggy. Instead Sony pours untold millions into making emulation well nigh impossible on their devices and wonder of wonders actually succeeds in their efforts.

I wish for a cola that would never go flat.