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Elfen_Furry Moderator
Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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You get your turkey sandwich, which was good and quite tastey. Even the touch of mustard, mayo and cheese added to the flavor of the turkey...
But you happen to be allergic to Sodium Nitrate (an ancient preservative), the inside of your throat swells up, you choke, you die.
At least it was a great tasting sandwich.
I wish for nothing.¿ _________________ SHARKS In The Gene Pool South of Kosovo!
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Guardian Talon Registered User
Joined: 15 Jul 2003 Posts: 22 Location: Belle River, Ont. Canada
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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The universe disappears leaving you in an empty black void, you yourself fade out of existence just before suffocating.
I wish more people were just like me.
(We’re all doomed ) _________________ You are what I eat. |
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vladspellbinder Registered User
Joined: 16 Nov 2003 Posts: 58 Location: In the gutter..ohh my location not my minds...
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:13 am Post subject: |
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Darn I was hoping no one would catch onto that whole breathing thing…Anyways time for some more corruption
Guardian Talon wrote: | I wish more people were just like me. |
You wish granted you suddenly find thousands apon thousands of clones that are exactly like you. As such they all and you vie for the right to your life. In the end your killed by one of your clones who is in turn killed by another until there is nothing left of you but dead bodies.
And since someone wished for nothing already I guess my wish will have to be as follows.
I wish no one would grant this wish. _________________ Crazy Black Panther, obscur and strange as always
Don't mind the horns, they are only there to hold up the halo
Fiendly bloodsucker signing off for now 0>:)
P: retteb elttil a emit ruoy dneps |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:39 am Post subject: |
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I don't grant your wish, but wait I just granted it by not granting it. Your wish is not granted but is at the same time therefore destroying all existance in the resulting paradox.
I wish to be in control of every nation's military. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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mwalimu Registered User
Joined: 08 Nov 2002 Posts: 782 Location: Normal, IL
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:20 am Post subject: |
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The generals stage a military coup and sentence you to unspeakable punishments for crimes against furmanity.
I wish I could understand women. _________________ mwalimu
My webpage -*-*- My LiveJournal
Badgers and mushrooms and snakes, oh my! |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:09 am Post subject: |
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You sudenly understand everything about women, but being unprepared for the revealisation into their minds you are driven completely insane and throw yourself off of a cliff and onto a bunch of jagged rocks.
I wish for everyone on earth to be happy and content with their lives. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Scifer Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1518 Location: Boringville, UK
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:01 am Post subject: |
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But isn't that the ultimate goal of mankind as a whole? If everyone achieved that, there wouldn't be anything to live for, and human beings would either die a slow horrible death from boredom or overeating, as there would be no need to do anything to improve the quality of life. *SMASSHHH!clatterclatter!*
I wish for an end to war, hatred, poverty, hatred and famine. _________________ -=Scifer. Badgerfox.
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:19 am Post subject: |
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Easy. Everything dies.
I wants me a sandwich. |
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mwalimu Registered User
Joined: 08 Nov 2002 Posts: 782 Location: Normal, IL
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:40 am Post subject: |
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You are turned into a sandwich.
I want an external hard drive. _________________ mwalimu
My webpage -*-*- My LiveJournal
Badgers and mushrooms and snakes, oh my! |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:21 am Post subject: |
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You get your external harddrive but it thinks it's God's gift to computers and you computer hates it so every time you try to use it you keep getting error messages and you can't do anything to fix it.
I wish I had a BARRETT XM109 sniper cannon. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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burningfox Moderator
Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 1002
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:56 am Post subject: |
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you recieve your weapon, but due to a flaw in the chamberbing mechanism, a shell jams and blows the weapon into tiny peices of scrap metal and causes singe marks all across your face. The force of the weapon exlopding causes a small peice of shrapnel to fly through the wall of your gun case and ignite several caps as it pases through some ammo boxes and thus obliterates your remaining weapons. The explosion simultaneously breaks a water pipe in the wall and blows an electrical line free on to the floor. Your resulting electricution, further disfigures you and gives you a carrot top esk hair dew.
I wish I knew what i wanted to wish for. |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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You suddenly realise what you want to wish for and jump up in the air hitting your head on a low hanging cabnet. The blow gives you amnesia and you forget who you are, where you are, what you do, and what you want to wish for.
I wish for a P-38 Lightning fighter plane. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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burningfox Moderator
Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 1002
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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You are suddenly sitting in a p-38 flying high in the sky through some clouds.
you look down after the clouds clear to discover that you are flying over a line of beaches. you see another p-38 infront of you
out of nowhere a squadron of A6M Zero-Sen's cuts across your view destroying in a storm of machinegun fire, the plane that was in front of you.
The zeros turn there attention to you and start to give chase. You throttle up and try to out climb them, but it soon comes to your attention that your fuel gauge reads empty. you hear the engine sputter as it struggles trying to survive on gas fumes.
as clouds clear infront of you see a battle being waged on the beach ahead, but moments later, your wings are clipped and your plane takes a dive into some nearby sand dunes.
with your last bit of strength you manage to free yourself of the wreckage, but within a few moments you are surrounded by japanese soldiers and led to your fate in some south pacific prison camp.
I wish I could draw as amazingly as max blackrabbit. |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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You can now draw just as good as Max Blackrabbit. UH OH you are now beeing stalked by a psycho fan that has convinced himself that he is you and you are an imposter and there fore must die. One dark night he finds you and cuts your head off after ripping your heart out and eating it.
I wish for a Stryker APC _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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Sure, you gets one of thems. It materlizes right in your room, killing you instantly.
I wish the real world was like a Salvador Dali painting. |
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