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Nahima · Site Owner Joined: 12 May 2001 Posts: 125 Location: USA

From my Economy Teacher: (he had quit school in my 10th grade year and came back my 12th)

He said, "Quiting a job and coming back to again later just to get work isn't a real job..."

I raised my hand and said, "Is teaching not a real job then?"

He just gave me a pissed look and everyone laughed.

Another thing my teacher said is this: The 3 Greatest Lies are this

I'm sorry
I love you and finally
The check is in the mail....

CrayzedWolf · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:43 am Post subject:

"Andre if you throw one more paper ball your going to the deans!" - Mr. Levy my english teacher

Me: "Awww, but I went there the last 2 weeks .....kinda running outta referals don'cha think?" *chucks one at the teachers stomach*

OUT!!!

ME: hahahahaa

amazing how im still passin that class.....good thing my friend sneaks me his work >=)

SSDD

“Would you like something to help you calm down? Coffee? Tea? Tranquilizer?”

"Pope John Paul today confirmed his opposition to gay marriages, said they're unnatural. Gay marriage is unnatural. Then he put on a pointy hat, his dress, and returned to never having sex at all." -Bill Maher

I'd Give My Life To Be Dead.

How to bathe a cat
Catlovers, skip this 'guide how to wash a cat'... and don't try this at home Wink

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.
3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self - agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "Power Wash" and "Rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now clan cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog!

Nahima · Site Owner Joined: 12 May 2001 Posts: 125 Location: USA

Same $hit Different Day

The Gryphon · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:30 am Post subject:

by the laws of physics it should levitate

Benji Skunk · Guest

elMaxx · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:52 am Post subject:

Don't even think about it! HEY! Back off man! Very Happy

:LOL:

Benji Skunk · Guest

*hides toast and duct tape behind back*

Who? Me? As if I'd do such a thing! Shocked

*looks innocent*

admford · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:06 pm Post subject:

Don't mean to interfere with you too much...

*hands benji some super glue*

Ah, ummmm... I gotta go or i'll miss, um, the bus! Yeah, the bus!

*runs as fast legs can carry him*

NovaFox · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:46 pm Post subject:

Luckily I am a greyofx Wink

*grins as he grabs Max and hands him to Benji* Have fun with him.

Solis · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:24 pm Post subject:

*is quite thankful for his canid/chiropterid heritage*

Hrm... I tell you what, Benji... I'll hold him down and you tape him up...

On the count of three...

1

2

3...

Benji Skunk · Guest

Is it just me, or are you all incredibly sadistic? Very Happy

User_of_shadows · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:00 pm Post subject:

Uh my two favorite quotes down in my sig. Of corse theres the one

"Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum
est" ("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands")
Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the younger" ca. (4 BC - 65 AD)

Sharc_Vulpus · Registered User Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 373

We aren't gonna buy you any more food if you keep eating it!

CrayzedWolf · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:33 pm Post subject:

CW's Mom: "Woooo your almost outta highschool! Gonna ship you off to college and disapper into jamaica or the bahamas!

[Sarcasim]Wow my mom loves me soooo much [/sarcasim]