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Joshua Fox Administrator
Joined: 02 Apr 2001 Posts: 898 Location: The Canadian Rainforest
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:33 am Post subject: |
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The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents and the ocean was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge.
— Daniel J. Boorstin
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
— Edgar Watson Howe
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
— Dave Barry
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
— Aesop
To hold a pen is to be at war.
— Voltaire
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
— P. J. O’Rourke
There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.
— Ansel Adams
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
— Ambrose Bierce
Monkeys are superior to men in this: When a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
— Malcolm de Chazal
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.
— Mark Twain
Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
— Tom Van Vleck
God sells us all things at the price of labor.
— Leonardo da Vinci
When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain.
— William Shakespeare
Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent.
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Joshua Fox Administrator
Joined: 02 Apr 2001 Posts: 898 Location: The Canadian Rainforest
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
— Dr. Seuss |
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flying_julie Registered User
Joined: 03 Sep 2008 Posts: 15
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:56 am Post subject: |
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mind is like parachute.. works best when it is open |
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:26 am Post subject: |
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Adventure, heh..Excitement, heh..a Jedi craves not these things. _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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How wonderful the mind of a child is.
-Yoda- _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Never bring a gun to a knife fight.
Me! _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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A little Nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
The Immortal Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:02 am Post subject: |
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Give a squirrel a power tool and he can move the world. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:16 am Post subject: |
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In the land of Processed meats..the one Fried Spam, is King. _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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This looks like a job for Bipolar Bear ... but I just can't get out of bed.
Bipolar Bear from the Tick cartoon series. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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GriffinX Registered User
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 785 Location: SLC Utah
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:37 am Post subject: |
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me: i think this is how it go's
my Foreman: uh oh he's thinking again.
me: you could tell?
my Foreman:ya we could smell the smoke.
me: Na, thats not smoke its grease.
my Foreman: grease my @$$!!
me: um I'd rather not Dave.
my Foreman: ... ... ... ... _________________ to each their own
"a riot is at bottom the language of the unheard." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"you can get more with a kind word and a gun than you could with just a kind word." Al Capone
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: |
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There is nothing to fear..but fear itself!...and Stairs...soccoer...dancing...after all that..we're home free! _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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princeben07 Registered User
Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 86 Location: Geostratum Of Antiquity
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Arguing with an idiot is like drinking a glass of sour milk, no matter how you try to picture it, it is STILL sour milk!!---Dot hack roots
"Basking In The Summer Sun, I greeted the Seabirds; but then, I entered the Demon's Den."----R-type Final, 2005
"Man, WHAT man? I thought he was a PUNCHING bag!!"--Wind Dragoness of Earth, Yahoo, 1998
"The TRICK is the KEEP breathing!"---Garbage
"I am GIMIE; now Give me!!"---Gimie
"If "if" was a liquor store, we'd all die from alcohol poisoning!!"---Adam Sandler
"The earth wil heal itself, by KILLING us."---Arthur C. Lovelocke, 1979
"Time and Energy are our two greatest possessions." _________________ "Basking In The Summer Sun, I greeted the Seabirds; but then, I entered the Demon's Den."
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Buster Newman wrote: | There is nothing to fear..but fear itself!...and Stairs...soccoer...dancing...after all that..we're home free! |
Don't forget spiders. |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Sydney Freedman, M*A*S*H _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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