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GriffinX Registered User
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 785 Location: SLC Utah
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:19 am Post subject: |
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I'm a southern Utah republican I'm not carrying a "glock". I'm carrying a ruger 44mag revolver that will put a hole the size of a grapefruit in him. then we'd take him out and leave him on the salt flats for 4 weeks then ta'da instant terrorist mummy. then set up area to display it, and charge 10 bucks a head, 5 bucks for kids under 9 just to see the "Miraculous discovery THE FIRST MUMMIFIED TERRORIST". _________________ to each their own
"a riot is at bottom the language of the unheard." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"you can get more with a kind word and a gun than you could with just a kind word." Al Capone
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Shoot him until he stops coming at us and ask questions later; later being after I got the wife and kids to safety. |
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Alright, I've made up my mind. Democrat. Now I can rest in peace. Hooray!
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Tommy Fox Stone Post Master
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 8694 Location: Angier North Carolina.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:57 am Post subject: Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? |
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mogthemoogle wrote: | Tommy Fox Stone wrote: | I'm a Southerner, wait a second hes still moving...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!... |
WOOOOEEE! I'm gonna poke what's left of him with a stick! |
Don't poke him with that little stick, here use this...Gives Mog a baseball bat. _________________ Due Too Budget Cuts The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off.
Doctor Of PF
CSA.
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Silverstreak wrote: | Alright, I've made up my mind. Democrat. Now I can rest in peace. Hooray! |
Rest in peace, my friend. You, and your fatally stabbed family members, and anyone else that happened to be nearby... _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? |
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Tommy Fox Stone wrote: | mogthemoogle wrote: | Tommy Fox Stone wrote: | I'm a Southerner, wait a second hes still moving...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!... |
WOOOOEEE! I'm gonna poke what's left of him with a stick! |
Don't poke him with that little stick, here use this...Gives Mog a baseball bat. |
WHACK WHACK WHACK! _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, I see you use the advanced overhand method of poking, Good moogle. _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Styx wrote: | Ah, I see you use the advanced overhand method of poking, Good moogle. |
_________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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I don't fit in any... I don't like guns, I'd stab him with my sword hidden in my cane, if met on the street, if met at my door I'd slice him with my corn huskers knife (machete to others, I'm a Nebraskan so to me it's a corn husking knife) _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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D.F. Thompson Registered User
Joined: 25 Jan 2005 Posts: 430 Location: Back home in Jenks
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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@%$& the Glock. Pulls Remington 870 12 gauge with full choke and unloads.
American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God. _________________ Beware the light at the end of the tunnel, just might be the headlights of my speeding truck. =0.0.=
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Cateagle Site Owner
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 1004 Location: Ft. Worth, TX
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I'd be more likely to be carrying a hi-cap 1911 variant chambering +P+ .45 ACP, but I'm somewhere between a Republican and a Southern Republican, I don't think I'd go through two full clips, but I'd make sure the perp would no longer present an imminent threat to the lives of me and those with me; frankly, if someone is coming after me so as to constitute a deadly threat, I'll worry about that person only after I've protected me and mine, followed by any other innocents on the strests. _________________ "But the wildest of all the wild animals was the Cateagle. He walked by himself and all places were alike to him."
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:56 am Post subject: |
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dipped in pork fat _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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SkunkFox Registered User
Joined: 14 Aug 2002 Posts: 1017 Location: Close to Houston
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Styx wrote: | I would have had to reload two more times and I would have stomped his skull in what does that make me |
That would make us Sadists Styx.
Quicky change, screw the 9mm lets see whats left after a .50 cal? _________________ Insane and loving it!
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Aslaug Site Owner
Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 1861 Location: Slagelse, Denmark
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Gods what a loaded question...
...and while the pun was intentional, I still think it's a pretty awful way of putting things. I'm considerably to the left of any definition of an American Democrat, and given the description, I'd have blown the guy so many new ones he could make a new career as a standin for ementhaler cheese.
Contrary to popular, right wing belief, being left wing does not mean being stupid, moronically pacifistic or unwilling to defend oneself, or the lives of loved ones. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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I put four or five rounds into him starting at the navel and ending between the eyes; then look around for his cowardly buddies. _________________ Richard Reid
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