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Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
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GriffinX
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a southern Utah republican I'm not carrying a "glock". I'm carrying a ruger 44mag revolver that will put a hole the size of a grapefruit in him. then we'd take him out and leave him on the salt flats for 4 weeks then ta'da instant terrorist mummy. then set up area to display it, and charge 10 bucks a head, 5 bucks for kids under 9 just to see the "Miraculous discovery THE FIRST MUMMIFIED TERRORIST".
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shoot him until he stops coming at us and ask questions later; later being after I got the wife and kids to safety.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, I've made up my mind. Democrat. Now I can rest in peace. Hooray!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:57 am    Post subject: Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Reply with quote

mogthemoogle wrote:
Tommy Fox Stone wrote:
I'm a Southerner, wait a second hes still moving...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!... Twisted Evil



WOOOOEEE! I'm gonna poke what's left of him with a stick! Very Happy


Don't poke him with that little stick, here use this...Gives Mog a baseball bat.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silverstreak wrote:
Alright, I've made up my mind. Democrat. Now I can rest in peace. Hooray!


Rest in peace, my friend. You, and your fatally stabbed family members, and anyone else that happened to be nearby...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Reply with quote

Tommy Fox Stone wrote:
mogthemoogle wrote:
Tommy Fox Stone wrote:
I'm a Southerner, wait a second hes still moving...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!... Twisted Evil



WOOOOEEE! I'm gonna poke what's left of him with a stick! Very Happy


Don't poke him with that little stick, here use this...Gives Mog a baseball bat.


WHACK WHACK WHACK!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, I see you use the advanced overhand method of poking, Good moogle.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Styx wrote:
Ah, I see you use the advanced overhand method of poking, Good moogle.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't fit in any... I don't like guns, I'd stab him with my sword hidden in my cane, if met on the street, if met at my door I'd slice him with my corn huskers knife (machete to others, I'm a Nebraskan so to me it's a corn husking knife) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@%$& the Glock. Pulls Remington 870 12 gauge with full choke and unloads.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I'd be more likely to be carrying a hi-cap 1911 variant chambering +P+ .45 ACP, but I'm somewhere between a Republican and a Southern Republican, I don't think I'd go through two full clips, but I'd make sure the perp would no longer present an imminent threat to the lives of me and those with me; frankly, if someone is coming after me so as to constitute a deadly threat, I'll worry about that person only after I've protected me and mine, followed by any other innocents on the strests.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dipped in pork fat Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Styx wrote:
I would have had to reload two more times and I would have stomped his skull in what does that make me Question


That would make us Sadists Styx.

Quicky change, screw the 9mm lets see whats left after a .50 cal?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Gods what a loaded question...

...and while the pun was intentional, I still think it's a pretty awful way of putting things. I'm considerably to the left of any definition of an American Democrat, and given the description, I'd have blown the guy so many new ones he could make a new career as a standin for ementhaler cheese.

Contrary to popular, right wing belief, being left wing does not mean being stupid, moronically pacifistic or unwilling to defend oneself, or the lives of loved ones.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I put four or five rounds into him starting at the navel and ending between the eyes; then look around for his cowardly buddies.
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