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Xenom73 · Registered User Joined: 02 Nov 2005 Posts: 6 Location: SD

Granted, you bring the asteroid back with you to sell it off for $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 But... when it crashes into Earth on the descent, you and all of the northern hemisphere is completely and permanently blown to shreds.

Elle Femme · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:54 pm Post subject:

NO WISH!!!

Ah, well, I will make one: I wish for a hug... Sad sad Lucy.... Crying or Very sad

Vexxed · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject:

You get a hug soooo tight that your airway gets crushed, and a hug soooooo warm and snuggly that you combust from the friction.

I wish for good luck on my math homework... 6 problems, should take me about 7 hours Shocked

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject:

You have good luck. A zombie plague sweeps the land. You don't even have to do the assignment.

I wish for an exciting and rewarding job that pays well.

Xenom73 · Registered User Joined: 02 Nov 2005 Posts: 6 Location: SD

Granted, you are now an overpaid prostitute.

I wish for my spleen to explode.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:01 am Post subject:

It does so in a very campy, underbudgeted b-movie, style explosion. Quite the dissapointment. It was obvious the spleen was just a leather sack filled with fireworks. No wonder this movie got bad ratings. But someday in ten years we'll all sit down and watch and, and we'll laugh.

I wish we lived in a world without zinc.

Katra · Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

It seems that without zinc man never managed to invent many of the things we use today. Hope you like ancient Egypt because that's the technology w're stuck with.

I wish some of those yellow leaves lying in my yard were really gold.

Elfen_Furry · Moderator Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY

*POOF!* The yellow leaves on the ground turn to gold, creating an immense weight on the floor, creating a sink-hole next to your house. Now that the sink hole is now exposed, it begins to grow...

I wish for a new cell phone.

Elle Femme · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:51 am Post subject:

*POOF* Well, it was new 20 years ago...Hope you like radiation!

I wish that Cory wouldn't act so weird around me, and that the "month of awkwardness" would seem, at least, to pass quickly.

StubbornBull · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject:

*POOF*
Cory is no longer shy, but time won't stop speeding past and you become instantly old.

I wish I could walk upstairs without it sounding like Im running a marthon ontop of bubble wrap. #Puppy dog

taspacecampjh · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:50 pm Post subject:

*Poof* You have had the ability all your life but you still don't use it becouse the way you stomp up the stairs

I wish these people at work would wise up and get parking passes.

StubbornBull · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:54 pm Post subject:

*POOF*
They have parking passes, but now you have nothing to do all day.

I wish that the next 31 days would go by fast so that I could have my soldier (boyfriend) at home safe and happy in my arms. Anxious

taspacecampjh · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:21 pm Post subject:

First off TY that wish dident get currupted I actualy prefer haveing nothing to do at work.

*Granted* but the time store was haveing a 2 for 1 sale so now 62 days have passed. Good luck waiting a year for him to return.

I wish all the PF members here includeing myself could be magicly transposed into a furry world as our fursonas.

Elle Femme · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject:

WE CAN'T GET OUT!!! We are stuck in our own 'verse, but many of us are withpout family, friends, or loved ones. NOT good...

I wish that my teachers wouldn't assign so much homework!

Jon027 · Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:40 pm Post subject:

*POOF* Instead of giving a lot of seperate assignments, all of your teachers decide to give only one for each class. A 50 page term paper, single spaced, with 1 inch margins. Due by the end of the semester. Have fun.

I wish this headache would go away.