Planetfurry BBS

Your wife has been expelled. Congratulations, you don't have to wait for her to graduate anymore.

I wish for the ability to stop and start time as I please.

sanitation

The man who says he is enlightened, is not.

-Me (still trying to figure out exactly where and if I should place the comma in that sentence)

The genie doesn't know what "portage" means and doesn't feel like looking it up, so he takes a guess, and now all scoutmasters know and teach the art of carving a canoe out of a large tree t ...

Granted. You've got MRSA instead.

I wish for a better understanding of group action in abstract algebra.

FATALITY!

Oh no I killed it D:

Granted. Now everyone looking for a good job finds one, and there aren't any good jobs left for you.

I wish for a non-abelian group of order 17.

You got an empty extra large can of Dr. Pepper. (Well, it's not poisoned or zombiefying, and it was very tasty...)

I wish to have a sleep schedule which is normal for human beings, instead of this ...

canis majoris > longcat
only by a slim margin though

You didn't lose it in Jerusalem. In fact, you know exactly where it is in Jerusalem! Have fun going back to get it.

I wish I had something fun to do this weekend.

You have the baseball-sized object in your hand... but it turns out you're just part of a Baseball game being played by a young Fred Savage, whose grandfather comes in and distracts him with a story a ...

The cops catch you.

I wish for freedom!

It's at the top of Olympus Mons.

I wish for everyone in the world to be more calm!

Actually quite true.

TPBM loves buying things on eBay!