Congratulations! You found that unique area set up by ... wait for it ...

Lord Zanderthud, KSC, Owner of the World's First All Night Fried Chicken and Erisian Massage Emporium, and the Goddess Eris's Personal Walnut Herder.

(Why anyone would want to massage fried chicken is beyond me, but hey! whatever floats your boat...)

From this page, you will access the Discordian Bible (such as it is), henceforth to be known as Principia Discordia. (Especially since that does happen to be its title...)

The Versions contained here-in were shamelessly stolen from other sites. The HTML version came from this site right here, but I'll admit that I'd rather you read it here. I no longer have the link for the site that came up with the Microsoft Word version that I shamelessly turned into a PDF available for download. (And am currently taunting you with by not making it available.)

The recommendation I make (and enforce at the moment by not giving you another link on this site ... yet) is that you start with the introductions. They will grant unto you wisdom beyond your years. Or give you a fit of the giggles. Same thing.

So, without further adon't:

The Introduction to the HTML version of the Principia Discordia!

In case you really want to, you can return to the Index Page...