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Joshua Fox Administrator
Joined: 02 Apr 2001 Posts: 898 Location: The Canadian Rainforest
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject: Woman Sues Victoria's Secret For Defective Thong |
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From 'The Smoking Gun':
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Dinged By A G-String?
Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong
JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty lines.
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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WTFBBQ!?
People will sue over anything these days... _________________ AKA Skoon
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anthony Site Owner
Joined: 12 Nov 2001 Posts: 1304 Location: Norway
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Eh....
A decorative metal piece on her 'v-string' shot off and hit her in the eye?
Either she's 'rather' flexible, there was considerable force applied, or those panties must have been on someone else... _________________ "My name's Lion, Anthony Lion"
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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Then her eyes should have been well protected the lying $%^&# _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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OK, I'll probably catch flack for it but here goes ...
This is as stupid as the story that starts out;
"I was cleaning my firearm and it went off! Honest, Judge! That's how I shot myself in the groin!"
Oh, I forgot to mention that the firearm in question was a hunting rifle with a 24 inch barrel...
Kellan _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Elle Femme Registered User
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:47 am Post subject: |
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OM-flippin'-G
My first thought, honest, was along the lines of, "what was the disparity between her size and the underwear's size, for something to fly that far when pulled?"
Ouch, and oh-for-the-love-of..., and loud laughter _________________ I love mud. |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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You know what? I was thinking about this last night.
This woman is obviously an idiot beyond re-education, let's just kill her. Yeah, shoot her dead. We don't want people like this to spawn. _________________ AKA Skoon
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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mogthemoogle wrote: | You know what? I was thinking about this last night.
This woman is obviously an idiot beyond re-education, let's just kill her. Yeah, shoot her dead. We don't want people like this to spawn. |
Seeing as she's 52, it's probably to late to keep her from reproducing.
What probably happened was she was drunk or something and was wearing them on her head and got the "decorative metal piece" stuck in her eye when she took them off. Then latter removed it and claimed it flew off and hit her in the eye to try and acheive the American past time of getting money for nothing. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Cookie Registered User
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Henry_Hound wrote: | mogthemoogle wrote: | You know what? I was thinking about this last night.
This woman is obviously an idiot beyond re-education, let's just kill her. Yeah, shoot her dead. We don't want people like this to spawn. |
Seeing as she's 52, it's probably to late to keep her from reproducing.
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NOOOO!!! WE FAILED!!! _________________ AKA Skoon
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CJ_Krythos Registered User
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Henry_Hound wrote: | mogthemoogle wrote: | You know what? I was thinking about this last night.
This woman is obviously an idiot beyond re-education, let's just kill her. Yeah, shoot her dead. We don't want people like this to spawn. |
Seeing as she's 52, it's probably to late to keep her from reproducing.
What probably happened was she was drunk or something and was wearing them on her head and got the "decorative metal piece" stuck in her eye when she took them off. Then latter removed it and claimed it flew off and hit her in the eye to try and acheive the American past time of getting money for nothing. |
*pictures 52 year old women wearing "V-strings"... and promptly goes into a full body spasm* _________________ "hey honey, could you tell me if this smells like Cloroform to you?" *holds up a damp rag*
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