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webkilla
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

at another forum i've been a regular on for at least 6 years there's this guy Joshbones

"...and please stop bleeding rectally on my carpet"

"Quick WK! Dip him in butter!"

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got this quote off a screen saver called babble

"Your potato was not your government!"

I was able to fit it into a couple of old stories which will never grace the pages of Raccoon's Bookshelf for two reasons. First they were meant for a small group of friends and are full of inside jokes. Two they were horribly written, at the time I thought they were great but having eleven years to look back on them I can see now that they were putrid.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Tastes like kitten"
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The man who says he is enlightened, is not.

-Me (still trying to figure out exactly where and if I should place the comma in that sentence)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I wasn't angry with him, he just needed killing"
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You just made the newbie face" Abe Sapien from Sword of Storms
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE ART OF BEING A SLAVE, IS TO RULE ONE`S MASTER
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

death is more universal than life, becaus every one dei`s but not every one has had a live. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what do you get when you multiply six by nine? Forty-two!?!? I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have enemies? Good. That means youve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You cant wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

Navajo Proverb
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Jonathan Swift
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents and the ocean was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge.

Daniel J. Boorstin

Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.

Edgar Watson Howe

Nobody cares if you cant dance well. Just get up and dance.

Dave Barry

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.

Aesop

To hold a pen is to be at war.

Voltaire

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P. J. ORourke

There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.

Ansel Adams

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with ones own opinion.

Ambrose Bierce

Monkeys are superior to men in this: When a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Malcolm de Chazal

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, its time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

Real programmers dont comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

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God sells us all things at the price of labor.

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When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain.

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Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent.

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