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Pflarrian
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 4:41 pm    Post subject: Re: quotes Reply with quote

Arctic Fox wrote:
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."


Ooo! Good one!

From more buttons (and the occasional t-shirt):

- To err is human, but to really screw up you need a computer.
- Accomplishing a miracle at work only means that your employer/boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Why is the DM smiling?
- Never trust a smiling DM, especially if they also tend towards maniacal laughter.
- Borg Collective, local #633

(That last one is a joke of some friends of mine, who claim to be part of the local branch of the Borg Collective - the jury is out on whether they are or not, since they don't have any of the nifty technological doo-dads).


'Cat' is caveman for 'darn'
- A really old Garfield comic strip.


"Don't worry, I'm wearing plate mail!"
- Another quote from Red, which has a very LONG explanation. Let's just say that it involved a D&D game, a bridge of fire, and a player character's attempt to cross said bridge.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 4:52 pm    Post subject: quotes Reply with quote

Reality continues to ruin my life.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes
something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

-Douglas Addams Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Seneca (3 BC - 65 AD)

The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC)

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Cato the Elder (234 BC - 149 BC)

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

- Thanks to http://www.quotationspage.com.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- Arthur C. Clarke

"Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it."
- Florence Ambrose Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Life is too complicated in the morning.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Today's subliminal message is: ( )

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Bearion
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tegeran wrote:
"Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it."
- Florence Ambrose Wink

Yea, florence!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...so there I was, between a rock and a hard place, when suddenly I wonder "What am I doing on THIS side of the rock?"
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mi queso es tu queso"
-Pres. Ronald Regan @ early 80's American/Mexican Summit...

(boy did he screwed up a well known spanish saying!)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elfen_Furry wrote:
"Mi queso es tu queso"
-Pres. Ronald Regan @ early 80's American/Mexican Summit...

(boy did he screwed up a well known spanish saying!)


::Chuckles:: Sounds rather cheesy to me!!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only skills I have the patience to learn, are those that have no real application in life.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:06 am    Post subject: quotes Reply with quote

"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:15 am    Post subject: quotes Reply with quote

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this the way Windows operates.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is said that the human body is controlled by the brain hemisphere opposite that of the extremity being used. Ergo, left-handed people use the right side of their brain; right-handed people use the left side of their brain.

It follows that left-handed people are the only people in their right minds.

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