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Pflarrian Registered User
Joined: 05 Apr 2001 Posts: 251 Location: Wandering around...
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 4:41 pm Post subject: Re: quotes |
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Arctic Fox wrote: | "What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator." |
Ooo! Good one!
From more buttons (and the occasional t-shirt):
- To err is human, but to really screw up you need a computer.
- Accomplishing a miracle at work only means that your employer/boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Why is the DM smiling?
- Never trust a smiling DM, especially if they also tend towards maniacal laughter.
- Borg Collective, local #633
(That last one is a joke of some friends of mine, who claim to be part of the local branch of the Borg Collective - the jury is out on whether they are or not, since they don't have any of the nifty technological doo-dads).
'Cat' is caveman for 'darn'
- A really old Garfield comic strip.
"Don't worry, I'm wearing plate mail!"
- Another quote from Red, which has a very LONG explanation. Let's just say that it involved a D&D game, a bridge of fire, and a player character's attempt to cross said bridge. |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 4:52 pm Post subject: quotes |
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Reality continues to ruin my life. |
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elMaxx Administrator
Joined: 01 Dec 2000 Posts: 1127 Location: Land of Mud
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes
something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
-Douglas Addams _________________ [Citation Needed] |
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RealDesertFox Registered User
Joined: 09 Oct 2002 Posts: 503
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Seneca (3 BC - 65 AD)
The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC)
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Cato the Elder (234 BC - 149 BC)
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
- Thanks to http://www.quotationspage.com. |
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Tegeran Registered User
Joined: 12 Jul 2002 Posts: 20 Location: Washington, USA
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Fishburne Administrator
Joined: 23 Jul 2002 Posts: 596 Location: Plano, Texas
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today's subliminal message is: ( ) _________________ "Do not Taunt Happy Fun God" -Cthulhu |
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Bearion Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2002 Posts: 278 Location: Bay Area, California
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Yea, florence! |
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Jbird Forum Hatchetman
Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 554 Location: Reloading.
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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...so there I was, between a rock and a hard place, when suddenly I wonder "What am I doing on THIS side of the rock?" _________________ (00:40:05) nbz: you win at the motherf***ing internet O_O |
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Elfen_Furry Moderator
Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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"Mi queso es tu queso"
-Pres. Ronald Regan @ early 80's American/Mexican Summit...
(boy did he screwed up a well known spanish saying!) |
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Cateagle Site Owner
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 1004 Location: Ft. Worth, TX
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 12:35 am Post subject: |
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Elfen_Furry wrote: | "Mi queso es tu queso"
-Pres. Ronald Regan @ early 80's American/Mexican Summit...
(boy did he screwed up a well known spanish saying!) |
::Chuckles:: Sounds rather cheesy to me!!!
Cateagle _________________ "But the wildest of all the wild animals was the Cateagle. He walked by himself and all places were alike to him."
-- With apologies to Rudyard Kipling |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one. |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 7:45 am Post subject: |
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The only skills I have the patience to learn, are those that have no real application in life. |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:06 am Post subject: quotes |
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"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:15 am Post subject: quotes |
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this the way Windows operates. |
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Jbird Forum Hatchetman
Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 554 Location: Reloading.
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 10:33 am Post subject: |
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It is said that the human body is controlled by the brain hemisphere opposite that of the extremity being used. Ergo, left-handed people use the right side of their brain; right-handed people use the left side of their brain.
It follows that left-handed people are the only people in their right minds. _________________ (00:40:05) nbz: you win at the motherf***ing internet O_O |
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