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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:09 am Post subject: |
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you get back $100 worth of glue
i put in my "hotsauce" _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Great, you melted the inside components. Thanks alot now I've got to fix it again.
After I fix it I put in a candycane _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:29 am Post subject: |
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the machine gives you a pepermint flavord soda
i put in my christmas wishlist _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:47 am Post subject: |
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You get a sock full of coal
I put in $1.50 _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Folkert Registered User
Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 169 Location: Somewhere in The Northeast
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: |
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You get a 2 Liter bottle of Moxie.
I put in 2500 Netherlands Gilders |
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AmigaDragon Registered User
Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Posts: 840 Location: Far Northern Minnesota
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:07 am Post subject: |
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you get a pair of wooden shoes
I put in a couple Everlasting Gobstoppers _________________ "Cogito, ergo es. I think, therefore you is." Ray D. Tutto (King of the Moon) to Baron Munschaussen |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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You'll get something back whenever the machine finally finishes them off. Better sit back and relax!
I put in 2 screws and 5 nails. _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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Jon027 Registered User
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 656 Location: Reveling in your dreams as I search for my own.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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You get a warm hardy "Thank You" from the machine since it had lost those some time ago.
I put in my marbles. |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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You get knocked unconscience, when you come to you realize your forehead hurts, upon looking into a mirror you find a tattoo which says; "Lost His Marbles"
I put in my beheaded barbies of yester-year _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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Jon027 Registered User
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 656 Location: Reveling in your dreams as I search for my own.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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PrincessB wrote: | You get knocked unconscience, when you come to you realize your forehead hurts, upon looking into a mirror you find a tattoo which says; "Lost His Marbles" | Sweet! A tattoo!
You get a visit from the BPA (Barbie Protection Agency) and are arrested for cruelty to defenseless plastic dolls.
I put in a spoon-full of peanutbutter. |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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You get engulfed by a confettie snow storm
I put in a gold double eagal _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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you get a visit from the treasury department. haha
i put in an evil emoticon _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Jon027 Registered User
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 656 Location: Reveling in your dreams as I search for my own.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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The machine gives you this . Aint he cute?
I put in a small slip of paper with the words "my soul" written in blood. |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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machine spits out an evil demon that poseses you
i put in the Halo game manuel _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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