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Joshua Fox
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 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:58 pm Post subject: Boon-ga Boon-ga Returns! |
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That's right, Boon-ga Boon-ga, the infamous Japanese arcade title, has had a re-make done of it for sale in "new, exciting markets".
For those of you who may not remember (or may not wish to remember), the original Boon-ga Boon-ga made number 2 on the "9 Naughtiest Games of All Time" list by video game journalist Seanbaby.
Here was his entry:
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2. Boon-Ga Boon-Ga - Arcade
Developed by South Koreans for Japanese arcade-goers, Boon-ga Boon-ga is absolute madness. You select from eight characters, like 'Gangster' and 'Child Molester' and then - better sit down for this - you ram a plastic finger into a plastic butt that protrudes from the arcade unit next to the words: "HAVE A FUN! ENJOY!" This game does more than threaten the future of the world with an army of highly-trained madmen proctologists; it shames America's industrial complex. Japan and South Korea have completely beaten us in the virtual-rectal-stimulation-simulation race.
Eroticism: ???
Since the entire idea behind this mess confuses us, we couldn't give it a fair Eroticism rating. So come up with your own personal score by rating the likelihood you'll ever say this sentence: "I've been at the arcade pretending to jam my finger up a gangster's buttocks all day. Boy, am I horny!"
Nudity Challenge: 0
There's really no nudity to earn in this game, but a card pops out of the machine after every match and explains your sexual behavior. And after imagining the kind of people who would assault a toy ass in public, it's a safe bet that every card reads, "Your sex life is a big disaster of freakish criminal behavior."
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And for those of you who dare to dream that this may be untrue and/or a hoax, here is the brochure for the new machine (the new version apparently emphasizes spanking over finger-sticking):
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Nitch
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:25 am Post subject: |
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I really did not need to know about this. Can't you post about something that doesn't include the words "rectal simulation"?
Gosh, and I have to try to get to sleep tonight, assuming I can get the images out of my head 
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Nite
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:46 am Post subject: |
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You have got to be kidding me  |
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Vee Are Are Schee
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:20 am Post subject: |
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*shakes my head and clucks my tongue*
Now why don't we get those fun games in over here? |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:21 am Post subject: |
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... no.
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Drackmord
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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| ...that is just plain wrong on so many levels. |
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Superlagg
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Freya
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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I've been scarred for life.
Those who know me can vouch that only the most perverse person can do that.
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Vee Are Are Schee
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh please... it's you people are made of butter, honestly. |
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Nite
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| Vee Are Are Schee wrote: | | Oh please... it's you people are made of butter, honestly. |
...What?
I, personally, can't believe it's not butter. I wish it was. |
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Vee Are Are Schee
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| Good sir, either way, I believe I must eat everyone here now. Atop toast. |
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aryeon
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:25 am Post subject: |
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what will they think up next 
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deviouswolfie
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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haha.. I've seen that in person!
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Joshua Fox
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Freya wrote: | I've been scarred for life.
Those who know me can vouch that only the most perverse person can do that. |
Hey, just be glad I spared you the knowledge of the game's official mascot... though then again I'd need to find another picture or I doubt you'd believe me 
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deviouswolfie
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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hah.. that's the best game ever... honestly! 
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