View previous topic :: View next topic |
What Should the PF Army Consist Of? |
Ninjas with Machine Guns |
|
26% |
[ 10 ] |
Gold Robots |
|
5% |
[ 2 ] |
Goblins - And lots of em'! |
|
2% |
[ 1 ] |
Only People Named 'Doug' (the Canadian Army) |
|
2% |
[ 1 ] |
Penguins with Rocket-Launchers |
|
21% |
[ 8 ] |
Skunky Clone Troopers |
|
39% |
[ 15 ] |
The Macho Man, Randy Savage ... rapping! |
|
2% |
[ 1 ] |
|
Total Votes : 38 |
|
Author |
Message |
Joshua Fox Administrator
Joined: 02 Apr 2001 Posts: 898 Location: The Canadian Rainforest
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject: The PF Army |
|
|
Right, so I was talking to a rather nice fellow the other night, and in the course of the conversation he referred to us as "The Planet of the Furries" (please hold the Charleton Heston jokes, thank you very much) and asked how we defend ourselves from rowdy outside threats. Well, I began explaining that upon joining, each Mod and Admin is granted Super Powers of some sort, and was about to explain the brilliance of our Stale Waffle cannon and Beer-Launcher when I realized that our little corner of the Universe might well do with a little more protection. As such, I reccommend the creation of a PF Army to protect our borders, secure the Rights spelled out in the User's Agreement, and to utterly destroy Bill, who still owes me twenty bucks from last month.
But the inevitable question arises: what should this army be? Perhaps the Napoleonic model? Undead zombie-commandos? A Legion of Adorable Kittens covered in spikes?
It's time to get your input, folks. You can vote on one of the choices in the Poll and state your reasons why, or you can come up with your own ideas for the Great Furry Army and post them here.
BEGIN! _________________ Founder, Co-Founder, Newscaster and President-For-Life of Planetfurry News Network, a subsidiary of Planetfurry Corporation.
"This is PNN".
Last edited by Joshua Fox on Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:21 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Thane Registered User
Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 275
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:57 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I think the army needs to be made of sharp cheddar.
Behold the power of cheese. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Shoobie Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Fairfax County Virginia
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:01 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I didn't see an option for latex-suited wire-suspended nymphomaniac vixens with...um...do they really need a weapon? |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: |
|
|
OOOOOOOO, zombie commandos, zombie commandos! Prefereably sexy zombie commandos!
[insert "They can infiltrate my base anyday!" here] |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Jbird Forum Hatchetman
Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 554 Location: Reloading.
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
|
|
First things first: logistics. Can we get someone competent to run the PF armory? Look what happened when Henry_Hound got his hands on it-- now anyone with a nuke and delusions of competence can go around making huge claims to |337 pwnage. Feh.
Vee: all your base are belong to ME. _________________ (00:40:05) nbz: you win at the motherf***ing internet O_O |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Aramis Dagaz Registered User
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Posts: 174 Location: the City of Roses
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Almost voted for Skunky Clone Troopers. Almost. While they would only have to win one victory for the rumors to fly saying "Stay the *&$# away from there!" for PF to be completely safe, the safety would only be from outside threats. Can you imagine hundreds or even thousands of Skunkfox clones milling around with nothing to do? <shudder>
Really, though, Mapper and the Badger Brigade should be able to handle any situation with really big guns and the infamous Badger Signal. _________________ Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators the creator seeks--those who write new values on new tablets.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
Enter the City of Roses... |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Mapper Registered User
Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 892 Location: East coast somewhere
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject: |
|
|
well the Badger Brigade and Wolf Revolution are to busy With Adventure Kay at the moment. _________________
Av by GreyCat |
|
Back to top |
|
|
aryeon Registered User
Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 478 Location: nederland
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject: |
|
|
whe need some giant furry robot. (if any one knows the game crittertech
he knows what i mean ) _________________ i`m not hairy it is fur. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Shoobie Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Fairfax County Virginia
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:38 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Of course, if we can't have the vixens (*sniffles*)...all we really need is a Kung-Fu Jesus... |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Oji Registered User
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Posts: 647 Location: Colchester, Ct
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject: |
|
|
give me a spork, a revolver, and 2 bullets for every invader... i'll show'em!... or... run off with my new spork and revolver... um.. who knows... _________________ No touchy! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Shoobie Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Fairfax County Virginia
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:49 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Man, sporks are too dangerous to be weilded by anyone... |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Danny Banned From Internets
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Posts: 337 Location: It´s actually Vee´s basement.
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Bah, I´m sure we´re just safe as long as we have the starbadger... [/joke] |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Shoobie Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Fairfax County Virginia
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Poison-arrow frogs, genetically engineered to have a passion for hugging... ^..^ |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Sexy, seductive poison arrow frog hookers. That'll learn 'em to sleep with our women. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
mwalimu Registered User
Joined: 08 Nov 2002 Posts: 782 Location: Normal, IL
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:11 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Furry fembots. _________________ mwalimu
My webpage -*-*- My LiveJournal
Badgers and mushrooms and snakes, oh my! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
|