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Henry_Hound
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted but it's a completely sealed unit that you can't open and the first jelly belly jams the whole thing up. But hey it will never run out.

I wish for a barrel of monkeys.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! It's the game, an original one with only two monkeys left. Enjoy!

I wish for a Mint New In Box Toshiba Libretto 100 with all the accessories. (I do have a use for it)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get your Mint New In Box Toshiba Libretto 100 with all the accessories, however it's the display model so it doesn't actually do anything, though you could use it for a paper weight.

I wish for better choices for the US presidential election.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. You get a choice between Vermin Supreme and a moldy tree stump.

Let's face it, the clown and the dead wood are far better choices.

I wish the social justice cult would end.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cookie wrote:
Granted. You get a choice between Vermin Supreme and a moldy tree stump.

Let's face it, the clown and the dead wood are far better choices.

I wish the social justice cult would end.


Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.

I wish for a refrigerator full of Coke Zero that somehow replenishes itself.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.


I'm waiting for a downside. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cookie wrote:
Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.


I'm waiting for a downside. Razz


*facepalm*

Confused

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Cookie wrote:
Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.


I'm waiting for a downside. Razz


*facepalm*

Confused


The THIN MINTS, man. The cookies. I like the cookies. A lot.

What's wrong with that?

Please don't be assuming what I think you're assuming. Cookies are kinda my thing. Hence the nickname, Cookie.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:18 am    Post subject: *the chees just slid off the cracker* Reply with quote

Cookie wrote:
Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Cookie wrote:
Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.


I'm waiting for a downside. Razz


*facepalm*

Confused


The THIN MINTS, man. The cookies. I like the cookies. A lot.

What's wrong with that?

Please don't be assuming what I think you're assuming. Cookies are kinda my thing. Hence the nickname, Cookie.


*while the cheese slides off the cracker*

Okay, I can dig it that you're into cookies. And, we are talking about Girl Scouts Thin Mints here. I am really into thin mints. Yeah. And, I'm diabetic. No bueno.

So, I would buy the thin mints just so I could sleep at night. I can do this. It's not so bad for the first month or two. Except they keep coming back, week after week. Every Saturday, they are there, knocking on my door. I gotta buy at least two boxes because they're checking the batteries in the bullhorns. the Den Mother is standing at the curb, tapping her foot as I hesitantly buy another two (or more) boxes.

They're piling up, Cookie. I'm tellin' ya, they're piling up everywhere. Boxes of Thin Mints everywhere! They fall out of the cabinets in the kitchen when I open a door to find a plate for dinner. And the taste, the taste! It wasn't bad for the first three or four months but now, I can detect that slight whang at the end from the artificial flavoring in the mint portion. I'm sure the chocolate seems . . . bitter . . . just a little bit but I have to eat them. If I don't, the pathway through the house will close off and I will die, stuck in a corner of the family room, boxed in by a mountain of Thin Mints!! Remember, I can't eat too many at once because I'm diabetic. The Scouts are always ahead of my consumption, even if I'm using an excess amount of insulin to help out.

And, and, they won't stop coming! A Girl Scout with too many badges guards my garbage can, preventing me from just throwing them away! There's that knock again! I know it! It's Denise, the llittle freckle-faced girl! She has two boxes ready and change for my twenty dollar bill all prepared!

I'll just hide in my closet, hoping they go away . . .

*and the cheese is now off the cracker*

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kellan Meig'h wrote:
Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.

I wish for a refrigerator full of Coke Zero that somehow replenishes itself.
There's a glitch in the wish so that every one you take, it is soon replaced by two the second it leaves the interior of the refrigerator. Eventually the fridge gets so full that Coke Zero starts to constantly fall out of the refrigerator making tow more that fall out and it keeps multiplying indefinitely. Not long after you are crushed beneath a massive weight of unopened soda cans.

I wish to make a wish on the dragon balls for The worlds most comfortable pair of underwear.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asalis wrote:
I wish to make a wish on the dragon balls for The worlds most comfortable pair of underwear.


Granted! They have the prettiest black lace on them.

Shocked

I wish for a way to dispose of all of this excess Coke Zero piling up around my house.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. You've found the perfect way to dispose of the coke zero. That is until it gets outlawed the very next day and you get sent to prison. But just to top it off the coke zero that was multiplying from your fridge now starts appearing in your prison cell rapidly taking up all the room and crushing you once again.

I wish that a 3rd party candidate will win the US election.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! His name is Clark Griswold. Drives a wholesome station wagon.

I wish someone would build a transporter so I can get to work in "a heartbeat".

*throws Coke Zero cans out the window of my jail cell to create more room*

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted but there's a problem. The transporters are able to transport your physical body but your personality and memories are lost in the process meaning your new body is now a mindless person that looks like you and has no way of functioning like an adult.

I wish that it was past christmass all ready.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christmas has passed, but has left you wondering why nobody has called you yet to say Merry Christmas... And your tree you painstakingly put up remains empty underneath.

I wish that I'll get picked up on ados orders for a 3rd tour next year.

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