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Kelvin Registered User
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 1022 Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:01 am Post subject: |
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The shop rolls up to you. Everything is a mess inside... some of it's on fire.
I wish it would rain chopsticks from the sky! _________________ Telegram: kelvinshadewing
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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It rains chopsticks. Used ones. Millions of them. So many, it makes all travel impossible.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:33 am Post subject: |
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Some joker sends you a winning ticket from a state on the other side of the country. It's worth five bucks, but how will you ever collect?
I wish I could do real magic. _________________ Richard Reid
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:23 am Post subject: |
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Wish granted! Except, you can only do card tricks . . . with tarot cards.
I wish for a custom Fender Stratocaster guitar that will make me sound like Jimi Hendricks. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:52 am Post subject: |
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You get your Fender Stratocaster except it thinks you meant Jemi Hendrickson and instead of making anything sounding like guitar notes only makes the sound of screeching cats.
I wish for things _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! You now have Thing 1 and Thing 2.
I wish for a Jelly Belly dispenser that will never run out of Jelly Belly candies. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Granted but it's a completely sealed unit that you can't open and the first jelly belly jams the whole thing up. But hey it will never run out.
I wish for a barrel of monkeys. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! It's the game, an original one with only two monkeys left. Enjoy!
I wish for a Mint New In Box Toshiba Libretto 100 with all the accessories. (I do have a use for it)
_________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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You get your Mint New In Box Toshiba Libretto 100 with all the accessories, however it's the display model so it doesn't actually do anything, though you could use it for a paper weight.
I wish for better choices for the US presidential election. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:20 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You get a choice between Vermin Supreme and a moldy tree stump.
Let's face it, the clown and the dead wood are far better choices.
I wish the social justice cult would end. _________________ AKA Skoon
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:33 am Post subject: |
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Cookie wrote: | Granted. You get a choice between Vermin Supreme and a moldy tree stump.
Let's face it, the clown and the dead wood are far better choices.
I wish the social justice cult would end. |
Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.
I wish for a refrigerator full of Coke Zero that somehow replenishes itself. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night. |
I'm waiting for a downside. _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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Cookie wrote: | Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night. |
I'm waiting for a downside. |
*facepalm*
_________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:47 am Post subject: |
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Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Cookie wrote: | Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night. |
I'm waiting for a downside. |
*facepalm*
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The THIN MINTS, man. The cookies. I like the cookies. A lot.
What's wrong with that?
Please don't be assuming what I think you're assuming. Cookies are kinda my thing. Hence the nickname, Cookie. _________________ AKA Skoon
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:18 am Post subject: *the chees just slid off the cracker* |
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Cookie wrote: | Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Cookie wrote: | Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night. |
I'm waiting for a downside. |
*facepalm*
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The THIN MINTS, man. The cookies. I like the cookies. A lot.
What's wrong with that?
Please don't be assuming what I think you're assuming. Cookies are kinda my thing. Hence the nickname, Cookie. |
*while the cheese slides off the cracker*
Okay, I can dig it that you're into cookies. And, we are talking about Girl Scouts Thin Mints here. I am really into thin mints. Yeah. And, I'm diabetic. No bueno.
So, I would buy the thin mints just so I could sleep at night. I can do this. It's not so bad for the first month or two. Except they keep coming back, week after week. Every Saturday, they are there, knocking on my door. I gotta buy at least two boxes because they're checking the batteries in the bullhorns. the Den Mother is standing at the curb, tapping her foot as I hesitantly buy another two (or more) boxes.
They're piling up, Cookie. I'm tellin' ya, they're piling up everywhere. Boxes of Thin Mints everywhere! They fall out of the cabinets in the kitchen when I open a door to find a plate for dinner. And the taste, the taste! It wasn't bad for the first three or four months but now, I can detect that slight whang at the end from the artificial flavoring in the mint portion. I'm sure the chocolate seems . . . bitter . . . just a little bit but I have to eat them. If I don't, the pathway through the house will close off and I will die, stuck in a corner of the family room, boxed in by a mountain of Thin Mints!! Remember, I can't eat too many at once because I'm diabetic. The Scouts are always ahead of my consumption, even if I'm using an excess amount of insulin to help out.
And, and, they won't stop coming! A Girl Scout with too many badges guards my garbage can, preventing me from just throwing them away! There's that knock again! I know it! It's Denise, the llittle freckle-faced girl! She has two boxes ready and change for my twenty dollar bill all prepared!
I'll just hide in my closet, hoping they go away . . .
*and the cheese is now off the cracker* _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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