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Elle Femme
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While the cloth is everything you've ever dreamed of in a work-clothing material, the dye the manufacturers used causes you to turn bright purple, go in to anaphylactic shock, and spontaneously combust.


I wish that PF's spell check recognized the words "anaphylactic" and "combust." Also for pie. Actually, just the pie. Pie is better than words.

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The spell check now hits you with a pie anytime it doesn't recognize a word.

I wish I lived closer to the used Lego store.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The used Lego store gets picked up by a twister and dropped on your house.

I wish I had a portal gun.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately your portal gun can only open portals to the bottom of a lake.

I wish for a bottle of gold dust.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As you open it, a sudden breeze blows it into your eyes.

I wish for a gaming computer that will always be up-to-date, and able to play all games that have ever came out and will come out!
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You got a human!

I wish for Skype to stop being so retarded.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's DEAD; sir.


I wish for cooler weather.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get the Day After Tomorrow.

I wish I could dig super fast.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You find out digging in a shale oil well field was not such a cool idea as you try to shower up and get clean again.

I wish for a rolling donut shop that will pull up along side me on the way to work and serve me donuts and coffee, right outside my driver's window.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The shop rolls up to you. Everything is a mess inside... some of it's on fire.

I wish it would rain chopsticks from the sky!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It rains chopsticks. Used ones. Millions of them. So many, it makes all travel impossible.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some joker sends you a winning ticket from a state on the other side of the country. It's worth five bucks, but how will you ever collect?

I wish I could do real magic.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted! Except, you can only do card tricks . . . with tarot cards.

I wish for a custom Fender Stratocaster guitar that will make me sound like Jimi Hendricks.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get your Fender Stratocaster except it thinks you meant Jemi Hendrickson and instead of making anything sounding like guitar notes only makes the sound of screeching cats.

I wish for things

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! You now have Thing 1 and Thing 2.

I wish for a Jelly Belly dispenser that will never run out of Jelly Belly candies.

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