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Kasyl Registered User
Joined: 30 Mar 2008 Posts: 977 Location: Striking from Zerenth
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Since you didn't specify what "this place" is, here's a button to press. It'll get you out of here, but will dump you into empty space.
I wish for some Advil. _________________ My FA |
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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You are suddenly and quite thoroughly crushed by a giant two-ton Advil tablet.
I wish for a lifetime supply of dental floss. _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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you are wrapped up in dental floss like a mummy and then dropped in a pond.
I wish I could magically dry out anything I wanted to. _________________ Richard Reid
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but due to the law of equivalent exchange (And the fact I'm a jerk who's just seen FMA), all that moisture has to be transferred to your body. Hope you don't mind retaining water.
I wish for the institution of National Wear A Mohawk Day. (As in the hairdo) _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Steven09 Registered User
Joined: 08 Jan 2010 Posts: 555 Location: Mojave Desert, California
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, it's approved just as the haircut is deemed annoying.
I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate. _________________ I'm called Steven, but it's not my first name!
~J.S.F. |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:24 am Post subject: |
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The cup has a hole that you have to keep plugged, scalding the finger you're using to cover it.
I wish for jeans made of a perfectly safe, always fashionable and wearable fireproof cloth. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Elle Femme Registered User
Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 210 Location: PA, USA
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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While the cloth is everything you've ever dreamed of in a work-clothing material, the dye the manufacturers used causes you to turn bright purple, go in to anaphylactic shock, and spontaneously combust.
I wish that PF's spell check recognized the words "anaphylactic" and "combust." Also for pie. Actually, just the pie. Pie is better than words. _________________ I love mud. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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The spell check now hits you with a pie anytime it doesn't recognize a word.
I wish I lived closer to the used Lego store. _________________ Richard Reid
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Kelvin Registered User
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 1022 Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:38 am Post subject: |
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The used Lego store gets picked up by a twister and dropped on your house.
I wish I had a portal gun. _________________ Telegram: kelvinshadewing
Discord: kelvin#0465 |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately your portal gun can only open portals to the bottom of a lake.
I wish for a bottle of gold dust. _________________ Richard Reid
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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As you open it, a sudden breeze blows it into your eyes.
I wish for a gaming computer that will always be up-to-date, and able to play all games that have ever came out and will come out! |
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Kelvin Registered User
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 1022 Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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You got a human!
I wish for Skype to stop being so retarded. _________________ Telegram: kelvinshadewing
Discord: kelvin#0465 |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:35 am Post subject: |
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It's DEAD; sir.
I wish for cooler weather. _________________ Richard Reid
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Kelvin Registered User
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 1022 Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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You get the Day After Tomorrow.
I wish I could dig super fast. _________________ Telegram: kelvinshadewing
Discord: kelvin#0465 |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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You find out digging in a shale oil well field was not such a cool idea as you try to shower up and get clean again.
I wish for a rolling donut shop that will pull up along side me on the way to work and serve me donuts and coffee, right outside my driver's window. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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