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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:21 pm Post subject: Wish Corruption Game |
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I stole this game from the Jack forums, where I hear they stole it from somewhere else. They say there ain't no more new ideas anyways...
So, yeah, me = bored, so Ima gonna give this game a try and see if anyone else is interested. Here's how you play:
I make a wish, then the next poster finds some way to corrupt that wish. That poster in the same post makes a wish, and the cycle goes on until everyfur gets bored of it all.
In the vain hope that this actually becomes an ongoing thread and not a dead on arrival, Ima start things off...
I wish I had a million dollars. |
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mwalimu Registered User
Joined: 08 Nov 2002 Posts: 782 Location: Normal, IL
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Let's see if I got the right idea...
In an unprecedented period of soaring interest rates, your bank account quickly multiplies, and before you know it, your balance passes that magic mark, one million dollars. However, due to the runaway inflation that went along with those interest rates, you can't buy any more with it than wneh you started out.
And now, I wish I could restore the extinct quagga (a relative of the zebra) to a stable population. _________________ mwalimu
My webpage -*-*- My LiveJournal
Badgers and mushrooms and snakes, oh my! |
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Pat The Fox Moderator
Joined: 06 Jun 2002 Posts: 734 Location: Great White North
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:50 am Post subject: |
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The extict quagga devour all the grass, upsetting the balance of the ecosystem. this begins a chain reaction, slowly falling every life cycle upon the planet until it turns into a barren desert unable to support any life and dies off.
My wish: I wish for a lollipop. _________________ Pat The Fox
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:20 am Post subject: |
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You get your lollipop but before you can enjoy it a car drives by with a beaker of acid on it's roof, which falls as it goes right by you. The acid hits your lollipop and disolves it instantly and burns your hands so you can't use them at all for the rest of your life which prevents you from getting any othe lollipops ever.
I wish to be King of Earth. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Oji Registered User
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Posts: 647 Location: Colchester, Ct
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:32 am Post subject: |
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Henry_Hound wrote: | You get your lollipop but before you can enjoy it a car drives by with a beaker of acid on it's roof, which falls as it goes right by you. The acid hits your lollipop and disolves it instantly and burns your hands so you can't use them at all for the rest of your life which prevents you from getting any othe lollipops ever.
I wish to be King of Earth. |
easily ruined
as king of earth you rule over the dreaded prey species, Hyoomans! these unevolved, idiotic primates destroy your world by sapping it of all its resources, then eventually destroy themselves and everything else through war and overcrowding.. anything left alive gets horrible infection and diseases from the rotting bodies left on the battlefields... pretty horrible when the most annoying species causes mass destruction.
i wish to see the truth in all lies! (try corrupt my philsophical wishing )
this is alot like that movie wishmaster.. you get what you want in a really messed up way. _________________ No touchy! |
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:12 am Post subject: |
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You make the mistake of attending one of the election conventions (choose which party, I guess it does not make much difference). After a day or so your brain burns out, you start mumbling glibberish and not long after you are taken to the nuthouse.
I wish more furs would read my stories. _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Oji Registered User
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Posts: 647 Location: Colchester, Ct
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Nameless wrote: | You make the mistake of attending one of the election conventions (choose which party, I guess it does not make much difference). After a day or so your brain burns out, you start mumbling glibberish and not long after you are taken to the nuthouse.
I wish more furs would read my stories. |
Oh you say that like it hasn't been done already
(haven't read any of your stories.. so i apologize ahead of time)
due to the horrible quality of your written word, you cause a massive amount of new furs to go blind, the family and friend of these poor individuals get ahold of you and smack you with a 10 grand lawsuit. luckily there was only 30 furs... have fun paying it off ^^
i wish the world was far less angsty! _________________ No touchy! |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:32 am Post subject: |
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Done. The world is now a sick mix of My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake. Half the population dies of sugar overdose immediatly. Also, the only game is Candyland. The only music is the kind of songs you would hear in a carnival. Oh, and take this dress. You're invited to a tea party with Mr. Snugglebuns and Hans the Marmot.
I wants me a real life Renamon! |
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Sharc_Vulpus Registered User
Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 373
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:24 am Post subject: |
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While I cna't see any down sides to having a real life renamon the fact is that with that wish not only would she come into being but all other digimon as well. Inivertablely making you a digideistined. With many battles to fight threw you accidently get hit by War Greymon's Terra force and die.
(but truely there is no down side to having a renamon )
I wish I was Ixidor, the reality sculptor _________________
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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Congratulations, you're now Ixidor, Reality Sculptor, the Magic the Gathering Card. Oops, your owner just dropped you in a puddle. Aw man, now your all warped, and you've been sold to a kindergardener for twenty bucks. And... yup, now the kid's dog has just eaten you. Tough luck.
I wish I was famous. |
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Sharc_Vulpus Registered User
Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 373
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Vee Are Are Schee wrote: | Congratulations, you're now Ixidor, Reality Sculptor, the Magic the Gathering Card. Oops, your owner just dropped you in a puddle. Aw man, now your all warped, and you've been sold to a kindergardener for twenty bucks. And... yup, now the kid's dog has just eaten you. Tough luck.
I wish I was famous. |
(wow that kinda sucked for me... But on a Positive note I was sold for 18.75 more than I was worth!) _________________
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vladspellbinder Registered User
Joined: 16 Nov 2003 Posts: 58 Location: In the gutter..ohh my location not my minds...
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Vee Are Are Schee wrote: | I wish I was famous. |
Bonaz one day your at the bank and a robbery happens. While the two guys focus on everyone else you decide to act the hero and pounce on the one closest to you. Taking him down easily because of his surprise you use his weapon to dispatch his buddy you are about to take your congratulations from those around you when an over zealous cop shoot you in the chest four time because of the gun still in your hands. The other people in the bank tell what really happened and your made famous..posthumously of coarse.
(::wonders if he should be really mean and stop the game or make a real wish…decides on the latter::)
I wish I had complete control over the parts of my body I consciously control. _________________ Crazy Black Panther, obscur and strange as always
Don't mind the horns, they are only there to hold up the halo
Fiendly bloodsucker signing off for now 0>:)
P: retteb elttil a emit ruoy dneps |
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shroom Registered User
Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 43 Location: Basement - Portland, OR USA
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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vladspellbinder wrote: |
I wish I had complete control over the parts of my body I consciously control. |
Granted. Just don't forget to breathe, as you can conciously control that.
I wish there was less violence in the world today. |
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ChrisFoxx Site Owner
Joined: 19 Mar 2001 Posts: 1056 Location: Eau Claire, PA USA
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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shroom wrote: |
I wish there was less violence in the world today. |
The ones who disagree with you pummel you into small puddle of goo.
I wish my ISP weren't crappy and I could keep a stable connection.
Chris
www.chrisfoxx.com |
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Nite Administrator
Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 1085 Location: Purgatory
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Woot, you find a somehow free uplink to an OC128 connection! Life is sweet!... until a new species of wire-eating leprechauns attacks Eau Claire, you're forced to migrate back to a typewriter...
I wish for a turkey sandwich. |
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