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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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So fast you write, the papers catch on fire due to the friction.
I wish that five of us could go back to the 80's with the knowledge of what is going to happen and change history for the better. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately the five of you can't agree on what to change to make things better.
I wish I could go back in time and retrieve small objects. _________________ Richard Reid
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Problem is that it's a one-way door.
I wish for GlaDos and Hal9000 to engage into a cake-baking contest. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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They seem to have gotten hold of the special Planetfurry greeting pastry recipes...
I wish for a safe place to hide from the aforementioned contest. _________________ Richard Reid
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Freya Registered User
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: The back end of Nowhere
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Unfortunately, it has no air. Yay for suffocation!
I wish that I had a proper border collie tial versus the arctic fox one I currently own. _________________ All hail the queen of weeee!
Weeeeee! |
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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After dialing 1-800-RENTAGENIE you hear the following prerecorded message:
"We're sorry, your wish cannot be granted as requested. There are simply no safe places available in which to hide from the upcoming contest. Would you please hang up and dial again to make a different wish?"
I wish people didn't have to put up with prerecorded messages whenever they have to call someplace. |
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Ohhh delicious I get to corrupt two at the same time!
Freya is granted a direct phone line to the 'Tails-R-Us' warehouse, where she doesn't have to deal with any pre-recorded messages at all. Instead, the receptionist is a career fursuiter, who, despite his wild hand and head motions, is unable to communicate anything to you over the phone.
Regardless, you are still able to place an order for your border collie tail, but it has been shipped along with the rest of the border collie. Enjoy your new pet.
I wish these silly humans would make chairs that would accommodate those of us that have tails. _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Freya Registered User
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: The back end of Nowhere
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Awesome, I has a pet border collie. Anyway, ye get a new chair. That is, they remove the chair. Say hullo to Mister Rock!
I wish my mother was home. _________________ All hail the queen of weeee!
Weeeeee! |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Your mother is home, unfortunately you can't be home.
I wish I didn't have a cold, and please don't make me sicker. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Tora_Frogg Divided by Zero
Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 774 Location: King George, VA
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: |
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You're dead.
I wish I had $500 right now. _________________ Ciara 12/26/08
Alexander 08/04/11
Penelope 12/14/12
Michael 03/22/15
Jonathan 04/10/15 |
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GriffinX Registered User
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 785 Location: SLC Utah
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:29 am Post subject: |
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there you go 500 smakeroos. 1 smack. 2 smack. 3 smack. 4 smack.....
i wish i had a heated driveway. _________________ to each their own
"a riot is at bottom the language of the unheard." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"you can get more with a kind word and a gun than you could with just a kind word." Al Capone
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted you now have a heated driveway. You have to shut it off after one month of use however because of record amounts of snow and ice forced you to keep it on constantly which sent your electric bill through the roof.
I wish an alternative fuel would be discovered that didn't require more energy & resources to produce than we could get out of it. |
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South_Munjoy Registered User
Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 170 Location: The Land Of 10,000 Ole & Lefse Jokes
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Bye! |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:12 am Post subject: |
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Granted. It's made out of the tears of weeping furries. Thanks, Vallus.
I wish that emulation on the PSP wasn't buggy at all. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:54 am Post subject: |
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Wish granted, the emulation on PSPs is no longer buggy. Instead Sony pours untold millions into making emulation well nigh impossible on their devices and wonder of wonders actually succeeds in their efforts.
I wish for a cola that would never go flat. |
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