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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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You get you wish and you start going crazy changing into objects and creatures of all sorts. But then you make the mistake of turning into liquid oxygen and evaporate before you can change into something else.
I wish for a new computer with all the hardware and software I want for it. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats on your new computer! It's the fastest computer in the universe, with more memory than a gentically enhanced elephant. But for some reason it keeps calling you "Dave"...
I wants a super cool space ship. |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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Vee Are Are Schee wrote: | Congrats on your new computer! It's the fastest computer in the universe, with more memory than a gentically enhanced elephant. But for some reason it keeps calling you "Dave"...
I wants a super cool space ship. |
(That computer's fine by me. As that's what I go by sometimes, so you really didn't succeed in corupting my wish.)
You get your space ship but there's a flaw in the reactor that powers it. When you turn the reactor up to full power the reactor goes nuclear and destroys the ship, you and the spaceport you're docked at.
I wish for this wish not to be corupted in that I want an F-14 Tomcat. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Sharc_Vulpus Registered User
Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 373
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats you recieve your wish, you however realise ypou can't fly one of these things. SO it edventually rustrs away in your yard.
I wish for my very own Ryoko *does a little jig* _________________
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ChrisFoxx Site Owner
Joined: 19 Mar 2001 Posts: 1056 Location: Eau Claire, PA USA
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Sharc_Vulpus wrote: |
I wish for my very own Ryoko *does a little jig* |
She visits a farm and her tail gets caught in a thresher, bits of flesh go everywhere. Her entrails are caught on a rusted shard of metal and pulled slowly out, a kidney sleuces through the air and hits a blind passer-by who wanders out into the path of an oncoming bus.
I wish I had an operating system that was crash-pr |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Your OS is now immune to system crashes. Your computer isn't protected from crashes, however, and it falls out of a thirty story window onto a bed of spikes that just happened to be there.
And since it has to be done...
I WANT AN EASTER EGG! I WANT AN EASTER EGG! I WANT AN EASTE EGG!! |
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Nite Administrator
Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 1085 Location: Purgatory
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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You get an easter egg! But the easter bunny put a hidden camera inside it. He sees you fapping to pictures of his girlfriend, Sasha Bunny, and gives you a fatal case of Ebola.
I wish for a fish on a dish. |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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You get your fish on a dish but it's undercooked and the guy that made it did some rather disgusting things to it, and you get all kinds of diseases all at the same time and they culminate in your death.
I wish I was Wolverine from The X-MEN. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Pat The Fox Moderator
Joined: 06 Jun 2002 Posts: 734 Location: Great White North
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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You get to be wolverine.. right as magneto is rendering you asunder and removing your admantium bones from your body the hard way.
I wish for more wishes. _________________ Pat The Fox
fuzzy? |
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Elfen_Furry Moderator
Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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You Are Now Wolverine from the XMEN.
But in your many battles through out you history- Magneto pulls all the adamantium out of your bones and through your flesh, and then in "Days Of Future Past" (XMEN 141-142), have your flesh rendered off the adamantium by a sentinel who plasma blasted you at ultra close range. You are dead, though the legacy you and the x-men leave behind is immortal.
I wish for the one thing that only I know and can not have.a _________________ SHARKS In The Gene Pool South of Kosovo!
*CHOMP!* |
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Elfen_Furry Moderator
Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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Pat The Fox wrote: | You get to be wolverine.. right as magneto is rendering you asunder and removing your admantium bones from your body the hard way.
I wish for more wishes. |
Damn you Pat, you beaten me to the punch...
OK... You Got Your Wish of More Wishes, which are all corrupted anyways...
My wish still stands. _________________ SHARKS In The Gene Pool South of Kosovo!
*CHOMP!* |
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Tenshi Registered User
Joined: 01 Jul 2004 Posts: 79
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:29 am Post subject: |
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you recieve your wish, and beings that only you know of it and yet cannot have it the resulting paradox causes the obliteration of the furson race...
i wish for males to stop being horny... _________________ "Games are very educational. Scrabble teaches us vocabulary, Monopoly teaches us cash-flow management, and D&D teaches us to loot the bodies." -- Steve Jackson |
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Ryan Fox Guest
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:55 am Post subject: |
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Tenshi wrote: | you recieve your wish, and beings that only you know of it and yet cannot have it the resulting paradox causes the obliteration of the furson race...
i wish for males to stop being horny... |
Hmm.. how do I answer this? -ponders and shrugs-
That's just wrong I mean you'll have to wish that they didn't have...
Oh geez! o.O;
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Nite Administrator
Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 1085 Location: Purgatory
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:51 am Post subject: |
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*snickers* Easy... give a guy 15 minutes alone in the bathroom and he won't be horny anymore... but it always comes back
I wish for some pancakes o.o |
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Stormwalker Registered User
Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Posts: 164 Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:22 am Post subject: |
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You start eating the pancakes, all drowned in maple syrup, when someone tells a really bad joke, and pancake gets stuck up your nose and in your sinuses... The resulting blood dribbles down your throat and drowns you, coughing, spluttering, and turning blue under your fur...
(sorry, I'm in a kind of morbid mood today >.<)
I wish for long canine teeth... *grin* |
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