Planetfurry BBS

[Sharc_Vulpus]

Wel las you all know I like to write lyrics for new songs. and here is my latest creation. Kind my tribute to Sublime in a way. It's a pretty fast paced song so I hope y'all like it.

Well, let me tell ya about a guy named Stan
He kinda works in a travlin band
He walks around like he's the man
But he's not he's just a loser named Stan

One day stan had to go to the store
He always hated to walk through that door
Where were his dreams, yeah where's his life?
A couple of kids and a sexy wife.

Look who it is, yeah it's Jill Mononi
A girl from his past with a really nice body
Back in the day man she was the Queen of School
He was a geek, and she was cool

(Chorus.. .the Guy named stan thing)

Well Oh my God she hasn't changed
She's stil la ten on his range
Kinda hot, kinda workin that body
all these years man she's stil la hotti

Once, twice, Sixteenth Time is the charm
He'll ask her out and then she'll take his arm
Thinks he's swave as he says what's up
She looks confused as she sips from her cup

(Chorus)

He's acting cool, and kinda shiek
Hopin to score that kiss on the cheek
"Don't you remeber you went to School with me?"
She says I'm just fourteen that can't be

He looks to the left, and then to the right
He says don't worry girl I'll hold you tight
She gets up as he grabs her arm
"come on baby I'll do you no harm" (What the F*uck?)

(Chorus)

She gets away and runs for mommy
Guess who it is, yeah it's Jill Mononi
Still kinda hot though not really a ten
But what the hell man hey he'll try agian

She tells her mom what he exactly did
He says, come on Jill would I sleep with a kid?
She looks at him, yeah she's kinda pissed
So much for gettin kissed

(Chorus)

Here's the lesson, yeah now here's the rule
Don't be a pedofile man that's just not cool
Just date girls that are your own age
Then you won't be stan locked up in a cage (that's prision)

So let me tell ya about a guy named stan
He no longer works for a travlin band
He can't walk around like he's a man
Cause now he's just a prision b*tch named Stan

Ok song over... if you guys have ever heard Sublime's Date Rape then you would kinda get the tribute jist.

any wya that's my new creation hope ya like it or atleast ...don't hate me.

[Lurch]

Kinda cool, I listen to Sublime often so it made me think of that song right away.