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Damn Cat, doesnt he shut up?.... ever?? |
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yeah, bring on the gift certificates baby ;) |
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:43 am Post subject: |
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Rather good, actually, Tygon.
Hmmm, I've started writing something for the contest as well, but I doubt I'll get it finished anytime soon. My muse currently prefers me to work on other stuff. _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Tygon Site Owner
Joined: 03 Apr 2001 Posts: 2497 Location: Isernhagen, Lowersaxony, Germany
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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All right. Seems if I say that I won't write on a subject, then my muse likes to contradict me.
So here is a short story, titled Vixen Warfare. It can be found on my site.
Originally, this was to be one chapter of a longer story, but I decided to post this and leave the other parts unwritten (for now at least).
Have fun. _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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elMaxx Administrator
Joined: 01 Dec 2000 Posts: 1127 Location: Land of Mud
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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WOOHOO!! keep the stories comming! thank you Nameless! _________________ [Citation Needed] |
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Bearion Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2002 Posts: 278 Location: Bay Area, California
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Nameless wrote: | So here is a short story, titled Vixen Warfare. It can be found on my site.
Originally, this was to be one chapter of a longer story, but I decided to post this and leave the other parts unwritten (for now at least).
Have fun. |
Whoa! Great short! My only quibble is the fight scene wasn't long enough. (I sound blood thirsty, don't I? ) There were at least 10 warriors, and she was finished so soon...
Otherwise it had great characters, as usual with a good story. And it BEGS for at least one more chapter! _________________ I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message...
Last edited by Bearion on Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:02 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Bearion Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2002 Posts: 278 Location: Bay Area, California
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:02 am Post subject: |
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Tygon wrote: | Anyway, I hope you guys like it. |
I like it! It's going to be a tough contest with the quality so high.
Tygon wrote: | I personally don't think it will earn me a price but at least I can say I tried |
One never knows.
I am so glad I'm not the judge! _________________ I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message... |
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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For all you bloodthirsty types out there, a more 'gory' version has been posted as well:
Vixen Warfare (Gore version)
If you don't like detailed descriptions of violence, stay away from this one! _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Bearion Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2002 Posts: 278 Location: Bay Area, California
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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Nameless wrote: | For all you bloodthirsty types out there, a more 'gory' version has been posted as well:
Vixen Warfare (Gore version)
If you don't like detailed descriptions of violence, stay away from this one! |
Yes. Yes. YES! <Grabs hold of the desk, and a few deep breaths later is able to continue>
A most satisfying fight scene, and worthy of the term "carnage".
Thank you, Nameless! |
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:39 am Post subject: |
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Ok, one more version.
If you are squeamish, then stop reading now
It's not quite a poem, it does not really rhyme, but what the heck, here goes:
Ten Little Warrior Males
Ten little warrior males saw a vixen hottie,
thought they might get some free bootie,
she did not even ask for coin,
all she asked for was their blood.
Ten little warrior males stared at her pretty treasures,
one got a pawful of her boopsie,
she gave him a taste of her hatchet as well, she thought it only fair,
then there were only nine.
Nine little warrior males stared with their eyes wide open,
'he must be hungry' thought the fair vixen,
and fed him a knife right into his stomach,
then there were only eight.
Eight little warrior males eyed her with horror,
one even shot at her, 'don't do that again'
the maiden thought and removed the paw that hurt her,
then there were only seven.
Seven little warrior males stared at her in confusion,
a wolf swung at her his mighty sword,
she stabbed him in the belly with her humble dagger,
then there were only six.
Six little warrior males screamed in rage,
a ferret cut her arm,
to be even she cut his throat in return,
then there were only five.
Five little warrior males charged her,
a lion wounded her in the hip,
he got a splitting headache for his troubles,
then there were only four.
Four little warrior males almost beat her into a bloody pulp,
a bear was disarmed and took her axe away,
so she disemboweled him with a sword instead,
then there were only three.
Three little warrior males tried to cut her to pieces,
one almost got her while she lay on the ground,
swinging her sword, she helped him loose his footing as well,
then there were only two.
Two little warrior males attacked her with vigor,
when a wolf knocked her sword away, she got really thirsty,
so she quenched her thirst right from his throat,
then there was only one.
One little warrior males stared at her with horror,
frozen with fear, he almost lost his mind,
she helped him lose his head instead.
then there were none. _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Fishburne Administrator
Joined: 23 Jul 2002 Posts: 596 Location: Plano, Texas
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Nameless wrote: | Ok, one more version.
If you are squeamish, then stop reading now
It's not quite a poem, it does not really rhyme, but what the heck, here goes:
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SEND THIS TO JIM GROAT!!!!!!
GUFFAW! _________________ "Do not Taunt Happy Fun God" -Cthulhu |
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elMaxx Administrator
Joined: 01 Dec 2000 Posts: 1127 Location: Land of Mud
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Nameless, thanks for sharing your stuff, i think it goes quite well with the theme Thanks a lot! and the 10 male warrior ummm, poem, was very very funny this has been a very tight competition! Keep it up guys. _________________ [Citation Needed] |
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Bearion Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2002 Posts: 278 Location: Bay Area, California
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Nameless wrote: | Ok, one more version. |
Loved it!
I shudder to think what you could do with "The 12 days of Christmas".
HMmmmmm....what if....
<News Fur with Mic in hand, facing the camera>This is Roland Headfur with Eyewitless News on site at the MacDonald Farm, scene of the worst massacre in living memory.... _________________ I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message... |
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Tygon Site Owner
Joined: 03 Apr 2001 Posts: 2497 Location: Isernhagen, Lowersaxony, Germany
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Just out of curiosity, when exactly is the deadline? _________________ Tygon Panthera - name and species
www.planetfurry.com/~tygon/ |
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RefaelBA Registered User
Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 95 Location: Israel
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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hey I was just starting it again....
Well too bad I don't have a scanner . . ... . _________________
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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*twiddles paws* any chance this might end soon? lol... |
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