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Burn it! |
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Sledgehammer therapy |
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Excecution by firing squad |
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Save whatever is usable and recycle the rest |
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Fishburne Administrator
Joined: 23 Jul 2002 Posts: 596 Location: Plano, Texas
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Make some Thermite and do the work of the sun. _________________ "Do not Taunt Happy Fun God" -Cthulhu |
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Tygon Site Owner
Joined: 03 Apr 2001 Posts: 2497 Location: Isernhagen, Lowersaxony, Germany
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:19 am Post subject: |
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I agree with what most people said. Slavage everything useable, especially the data on the HD (Even if Nameless is right, having a professional do that is most time not cheap at all) and then finished the rest off on the most satisfacting way. I think a sledge hammer would do fine _________________ Tygon Panthera - name and species
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Tommy Fox Stone Post Master
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 8694 Location: Angier North Carolina.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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Strip it of all its useable parts. and sledge hammer the (H) out of it.. |
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DarkeWolf Moderator
Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 304 Location: Hamburg, NY
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Soak styrofoam chunks in gasoline untill nice and goopy to produce napalm...schmear all over computer and light it up, hotshot!( from a transformers episode...)...That would be my opinion...also, a m80 works wonders on a monitor...Did you ever see a monitor implode? Very cool... _________________ THERE WILL BE BLOOD |
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Benji Skunk Guest
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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No, no, no, no, NO! You're all missing the bigger picture. You should first burn the offending piece of technology, then shoot at it while it's burning, and finally muller the b@astard to sh!t with a sledgehammer!
Oh joy! Realplayer works again!!! I can listen to the excellence of KWKAT once more! |
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JonaWolf Registered User
Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 38 Location: Wild Rose Country
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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I have salvaged the few functioning pieces that remained after the original meltdown (basically just my CD burner, a couple of memory chips and my secondary hardrive). A four year old computer doesn't really have much else worth saving.
The battery for my digital camera is charging, and I have loaded an assortment of weaponry into my truck in preparation for a stress relieving trip to the local gun range.
I'm gonna enjoy giving that damn machine a serious case of lead poisoning... |
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Hortmage Registered User
Joined: 28 Oct 2001 Posts: 243 Location: Midwest
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Now, now, my children...violence is not the answer!
Do unto computers as you'd have the Machines do unto you!
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Um...Jonawolf? You will post pictures of the carnage here, won't you? _________________ Hortmage, the Magic Gardener
Making environmental education fun and MAGICAL! |
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DarkeWolf Moderator
Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 304 Location: Hamburg, NY
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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That had too many big words in there...I still say burn the offending piece of machinery! Then bludgen the thing with a slegde hammer
~Bludgen is a great word, Isn't it!? _________________ THERE WILL BE BLOOD |
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JamesPI Guest
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Well, hort, if computers would do unto us as we would have them do unto us, we would do unto computers what comp... Ok, I'm lost. |
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JonaWolf Registered User
Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 38 Location: Wild Rose Country
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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I feel much better now... |
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DarkeWolf Moderator
Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 304 Location: Hamburg, NY
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:06 am Post subject: |
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That....Is....Nice.....I did that to a watermellon once, 'cept I was about 3 ft. away and had a 10 gauge shotgun. Needless to say, there wasn't very much left. We also totaled a "sold" sign from a house selling company that was infront of my Father-in-laws house with a M-16.(He is an Ex-Marine.)Now thats a fun toy.
Yeah, he was moving and me and my Borther in law wanted to hang around with him one last time before he moved to Texas, so we brought out the big toys and we tried to see what happend to monitors, boxes, assorted fruits and vegetables, old hunting decoys, and paint cans! Ther was more, but I forgot. _________________ THERE WILL BE BLOOD |
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Solis Moderator
Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 530 Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:19 am Post subject: |
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Damn, I hope I'll be able to do something like that at rifle training this summer _________________ Planetfurry moderator
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Black Dragon Registered User
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Feel sorry for you. Why did you use an antique computer when you know there could be a major chance of it not working? If it was me I would have saved it on a disk and got to the library or something. Better luck next time. Oh and I like how the computer looks destroyed. lol _________________ A picky dragon who roars until she gets what she wants. |
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DarkeWolf Moderator
Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 304 Location: Hamburg, NY
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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You will, Solis, 'Cept not on watermellons and stuff...more like black targets. It's still fun! Are you going into the military? If so, what branch? I'm shootin' for the Army. I was playin paintball with my recruiters the one day an' we were talkin about what king of training I would get. Sgt. Gwelli said the grenade course was really fun! I CANT WAIT! _________________ THERE WILL BE BLOOD |
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Benji Skunk Guest
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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CrAzY_BoNe wrote: | Sgt. Gwelli said the grenade course was really fun! I CANT WAIT! |
GRENADES?!!! You were dangerous enough with a sponge!!! |
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