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Do you want to eat Poinging Ferret |
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Pflarrian Registered User
Joined: 05 Apr 2001 Posts: 251 Location: Wandering around...
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 11:44 am Post subject: |
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caspian wrote: | Just one? I probably would not had noticed I had eaten you. Do you come in large bags or six packs? and what is you calory count? |
Personally, I'm not sure I would want to know. Given the amount of energy shown to us, I suspect that a certain Poinging-Ferret has enough caffiene and/or sugar in his system to supply a mountain of chocoholics for a month.
I vote not to eat him, but I don't like to eat food that talks back to me, either. Bad for the digestion. I was actually thinking of a 'poinging' spam-attack instead, but decided against it. I like the straight-jacket idea, but perhaps without the C4. It would be more humane (and slower) to put him in the straight-jacket and make him watch endless reruns of older sitcoms. The Facts of Life might be a good choice...
Or, for that matter, Barney or the Telletubbies if we really want to torture him. |
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Jbird Forum Hatchetman
Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 554 Location: Reloading.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 11:48 am Post subject: |
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Pflarrian wrote: | The Facts of Life might be a good choice...
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To be perfectly honest, the documentary of the same name may be more useful than the sitcom. _________________ (00:40:05) nbz: you win at the motherf***ing internet O_O |
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Kit Fox Registered User
Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 679 Location: Orange, VT
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 11:50 am Post subject: |
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Oooo good one Jbird, but i think something more along the lines of being locked a dark room by himself for a little while might do better _________________ Times change and so do people. |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sure poinging pie is delicious |
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Ryan Fox Guest
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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Crispy ferret on a stick flavored with
peanut butter sauce and sour cream dip. ;9 |
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JamesPI Guest
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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Ryan Fox wrote: | Crispy ferret on a stick flavored with
peanut butter sauce and sour cream dip. ;9 |
...and lots of ketchup!! |
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Ryan Fox Guest
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:17 am Post subject: |
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JamesPI wrote: | Ryan Fox wrote: | Crispy ferret on a stick flavored with
peanut butter sauce and sour cream dip. ;9 |
...and lots of ketchup!! |
Ferrets taste like chicken, so do fluffy bunnies
It's part of a recipe for roast rabbit |
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Kit Fox Registered User
Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 679 Location: Orange, VT
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:44 am Post subject: |
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Yummy _________________ Times change and so do people. |
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SkunkFox Registered User
Joined: 14 Aug 2002 Posts: 1017 Location: Close to Houston
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:37 am Post subject: Cajun sounding voice...creepy I can actually sound like that |
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Ryan get my grill ready it's about time we ate an annoying pest around here again! *Don's a classic chef's hat and an apron that says "You kill it We Grill it!"* Make sure to get all that fur off first, it ruins the flavor! *Consults a cookbook aptly named "1001 ways to cook a ferret." Is currently reading the grilled Cajun style of cooking ferrets.* Been awhile since I had some Cajun food. Well guess this is as good a time as any eh guys? Hmm need to marinade him overnight, in lots of Spices, olive oil, and a little lemon juice to break down the meat abit to let the spices in. (Actually knows howto cook unlike a pair of Fox's I know.) Well what do ya'll say to nice Cajun style Ferret Roast?
SkunkFox
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:50 am Post subject: Re: Cajun sounding voice...creepy I can actually sound like |
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SkunkFox wrote: | Well what do ya'll say to nice Cajun style Ferret Roast? |
Yummy! Don't forget that extra-large bottle of hot sauce! _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Ash Evil Henchman
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 267 Location: England
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 8:33 am Post subject: |
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I'm sure he would go great in a curry.
A Ferret Fajl, or a Poinging Vindaloo |
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Chris Regan Registered User
Joined: 23 Jun 2001 Posts: 138 Location: Ridgecrest, Ca.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Ghostwolf it sound like you could create the BBQ pit. Hey we could BBQ him I'll bring the BBQ sauce, corn, and Potatoes. _________________ Read a book and let your imagination take take flight
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Actually, I think we should do him Jamaican style. With Jerk marinade. _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Acidius Registered User
Joined: 27 Jul 2002 Posts: 61 Location: Meh.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Personally, i never found grilled ferret tasty.
now baked..........there's another story.. _________________ Those that have died, have truly seen the end of war~Plato |
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whiterabbit Site Owner
Joined: 16 Jul 2002 Posts: 200 Location: Portland, Oregon! Ya dingus!
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Ryan Fox wrote: | JamesPI wrote: | Ryan Fox wrote: | Crispy ferret on a stick flavored with
peanut butter sauce and sour cream dip. ;9 |
...and lots of ketchup!! |
Ferrets taste like chicken, so do fluffy bunnies
It's part of a recipe for roast rabbit |
*shakes head* No roast rabbit. No roast rabbit. I once tripped across a vore story involving roast rabbit. *shudders* No roast rabbit. No roast rabbit.
*huddles in a corner, hugging his knees to his chest and rocking back and forth, while mumbling "No roast rabbit." to himself* _________________ ~Sammie the Pizza Box
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Anyone who calls themselves normal is either a fascist or a liar. |
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