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Kelvin Registered User
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 1022 Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 8:31 am Post subject: One liners! |
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you're there? That's God playing Sims; he just cancelled your action. _________________ Telegram: kelvinshadewing
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Two nuns walked into a bar. Ouch, Ouch.
_________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Two peanuts walked along the beach and one was assaulted. (say it out loud) _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Tommy Fox Stone Post Master
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 8694 Location: Angier North Carolina.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a class of water... _________________ Due Too Budget Cuts The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off.
Doctor Of PF
CSA.
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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They call me 'Colonel' because I'm so corny
But I've recently been promoted to Major pain.
Some day I aspire to be a General nuisance. _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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