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Kelvin
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Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you're there? That's God playing Sims; he just cancelled your action.
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Kellan Meig'h
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Joined: 01 Apr 2007
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Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Two nuns walked into a bar. Ouch, Ouch.
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Teric
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Location: Southern California
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Two peanuts walked along the beach and one was assaulted. (say it out loud)
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Tommy Fox Stone
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Location: Angier North Carolina.
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a class of water...
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Due Too Budget Cuts The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off.
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Teric
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Location: Southern California
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They call me 'Colonel' because I'm so corny
But I've recently been promoted to Major pain.
Some day I aspire to be a General nuisance.
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