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Tora_Frogg Divided by Zero
Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 774 Location: King George, VA
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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I'm willing to bet that's on the top ten list of ways I may actually die.
You, however, will be develop a sudden severe allergy to oxygen. _________________ Ciara 12/26/08
Alexander 08/04/11
Penelope 12/14/12
Michael 03/22/15
Jonathan 04/10/15 |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Drowned in pickle barrel. _________________ Richard Reid
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EXan Registered User
Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 364 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Sucked into the jet engine of an extremely low flying jumbo jet. _________________ "You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while."
- Eckhart Tolle |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunate meeting with Yeti. _________________ Richard Reid
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Tora_Frogg Divided by Zero
Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 774 Location: King George, VA
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:46 am Post subject: |
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First to die in Battle Royale. _________________ Ciara 12/26/08
Alexander 08/04/11
Penelope 12/14/12
Michael 03/22/15
Jonathan 04/10/15 |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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Failed to yield right of way to a steamroller. _________________ Richard Reid
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Ran over by octogenerian in a Hoveround scooter.
_________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunate misunderstanding at the glue factory. _________________ Richard Reid
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Tora_Frogg Divided by Zero
Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 774 Location: King George, VA
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Nuclear explosion in a neighboring city launches a grand piano through the air which just happens to land right where you're standing; in front of a piano store, looking at the same model piano. _________________ Ciara 12/26/08
Alexander 08/04/11
Penelope 12/14/12
Michael 03/22/15
Jonathan 04/10/15 |
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Tommy Fox Stone Post Master
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 8694 Location: Angier North Carolina.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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By felling the Kobayashi Maru test... _________________ Due Too Budget Cuts The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off.
Doctor Of PF
CSA.
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Fell on porcupine. _________________ Richard Reid
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GriffinX Registered User
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 785 Location: SLC Utah
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 5:14 am Post subject: |
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by sitting on a lead pencil at the age of 9 only to have some brake off and travel through you bloodstream to present day where it lodges in your brain like homer Simpson leading you to believe that cartoons are real and so you chase a road runner off a cliff thinking you will run in air to get back to the cliff, and splat. _________________ to each their own
"a riot is at bottom the language of the unheard." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"you can get more with a kind word and a gun than you could with just a kind word." Al Capone
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Katra Registered User
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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Attempted to mail self to Abu Dhabi. _________________ Richard Reid
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EXan Registered User
Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 364 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Unwilling to admit your deteriorating eyesight you go hiking and see a sign in the middle of a field.
Unable to read it you walk up to it only to have it say, "Danger! Mines!"
As you take a step backwards in shock the last thing you hear is a click.
_________________ "You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while."
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:34 pm Post subject: Hmmm . . . |
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done in by a plate of poorly prepared Lutefisk.
His last words were, "More Akavit!"
_________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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