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Aslaug Site Owner
Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 1861 Location: Slagelse, Denmark
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:19 am Post subject: |
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Oh you have no idea what is coming to you ...
*waits patiently while a low droning sound can be heard in the distance, rapidly approaching*
We have brush- and heath-fires where I come from, buggo! A firetruck is fine for two targets. Now behold the wrath of ONE PISSED OFF FILLY!!!
*watches as two dozen firetrucks come driving in, along with another two dozen tankers with extra water*
"READY ... AIM ... nonono, use the chemical foam, guys, the chemical foam ... LET THEM HAVE IT!!!"
*watches in glee as the P-brigade gets foamed, washed away and generally soaked*
And of course, the coup-de-grace ... don't look up now. You'll regret it!
*folds arms triumphantly over her chest while the droning sound is revealed to come from the engines of an airplane, skydropping another few thousand gallons of water on the insolent schoolchildren from above*
"Are we in the clear now?? NOT A BLOODY PONY!!!" |
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EXan Registered User
Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 364 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 11:13 am Post subject: |
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-Pulls himself up from the mud wearing a ghillie suit-
I was hiding ^^
Picks up a water baloon and throws it against the back of Aslaug's head.
-Throws hands up in triumph-
Wohoo!! Wet pony ^^
Overkill is nice but sometimes a single hit is enough.
-puts on his most smug look- _________________ "You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while."
- Eckhart Tolle |
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The BioCobra Registered User
Joined: 11 Aug 2010 Posts: 138 Location: Weymouth, England
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 11:40 am Post subject: |
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*Pulls himself from newly formed lake*
Now, what was it Meredith said? Ah, yes... "I... WILL NOT... BE DEFEATED!"
HAH! Even that effort, strong though it is, is not enough to deter us! Do you not know, dear filly, that the rowdy kids of Britain will end your regime of ponyfied terror!
"Bring on the wall!"
*Prepares water balloons and paintball guns, as do the remaining students, and dons diving suit with goggles and rebreather*
And call in our local Armed forces. Yes, we have an army base not one hundred yards from campus. I'm not lying...
*Cue several military helicopters and armoured tracked vehicles*
Army doods, hold back the heavy artillery and aircraft this insolent pony doth reign upon us! Brothers of Budmouth... *launches water balloon at front of Aslaug's head*
FIIIIIIIIIGGGHT!!!!
*Water and paintball carnage is reigned on fire service peoples and their maddened leader. from hundreds of screaming teenage yobbos..* _________________ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of [fur]kind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." — Dave Barry |
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Aslaug Site Owner
Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 1861 Location: Slagelse, Denmark
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 11:58 am Post subject: |
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*decides to be outright sneaky and thusly uses one schooboy to beat up half a dozen others, and then, when everyone is suitably mucky, sneaks out of the fight and watches everyone make complete arses of themselves from a distance, before ordering a new foam-bombardment*
You forget, Meredith WAS defeated in the end!
*clambers on board firetruck and drives away in utter triumph* |
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EXan Registered User
Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 364 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Sneaks back into the forest watching the firetruck disappear in the distance.
(in my most gravely voice) "Next time pony. NEXT TIME!" _________________ "You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while."
- Eckhart Tolle |
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The BioCobra Registered User
Joined: 11 Aug 2010 Posts: 138 Location: Weymouth, England
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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DAMN YOOOUUUUU! The dissidents in my ranks WILL be silenced! I will have my revenge on you one day, Aslaug! I will not allow you to beat me again!
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Everyone, clear out before the bombardment hits!
*saves those students still loyal and the army from foam bombardment*
You see? There is a good outcome. I saved many souls, and their collective pride. Really, filly, you must learn to have some sense of honour.
It is decided. You are not worthy to be an enemy anymore. Your churlish and underhanded tactics are not welcome to us English! If you cannot fight fair, then there will be no conflict. I will simply run and tease, and you will NEVER catch me! This I vow!
And you are still a pony.
(I know you can't hear me say this as you drive away, but it makes me feel better...)
*walks away with a battered, yet determined, expression.* _________________ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of [fur]kind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." — Dave Barry |
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Tigermark Site Owner
Joined: 18 Apr 2003 Posts: 855 Location: Hopkinsville, KY
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 5:20 am Post subject: |
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*looks into viewfinder board his ship*
Darn, looks like they've disengaged. Note to self, next time the Filly calls for orbital backup, make sure she gives you a solid TOT.
* lifts to high synchronous and sets auto-pilot*
I wonder what TL is up to in our quarters?
*walks off the bridge humming to himself*
TM _________________ Tiger, tiger, burning bright...
http://www.planetfurry.com/~tigermark |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2045 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:08 am Post subject: |
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*struggles to his hooves, muddy from head to hoof*
Aslaug, the next time you call in an air strike, let me know!
*takes off muddy sailing drysuit, turning it inside out to keep the car trunk clean* _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Frazikar Registered User
Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 1181 Location: North Coast, USA
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:14 am Post subject: |
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Hmmmm, learned that an ATV doesn't surf too well...off to the showers to clean up
[Makes one wonder if the filly had orbital backup JIC, hmmm]
BTW, EXan, that claw imitation needs a bit more work... |
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EXan Registered User
Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 364 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:29 am Post subject: |
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Frazikar wrote: | BTW, EXan, that claw imitation needs a bit more work... |
Aaaaawww _________________ "You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while."
- Eckhart Tolle |
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tobi3B Registered User
Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 645 Location: Germany Siegen
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Exan
Next time ask her about her cutie mark _________________ Whether a black cat brings misfortune or not, depends on whether one is a fur or a mouse.
[br]Feed Me![br]Adopted from Valenth |
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EXan Registered User
Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 364 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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Will do _________________ "You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while."
- Eckhart Tolle |
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Nameless Site Owner
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 1368 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 3:55 am Post subject: |
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Aslaug wrote: | I have already come up with these two new races for the story I'm thinking about ... a fantasy-tale, but without high sorcery and possibly entirely without humans. The main race, or at least the race of the main character, is a tribal culture of lizard-riding, bony, longlimbed but very small creatures calling themselves "riders". The tribe my main character belongs to lives in a forest which is so large it beggars imagination ... a forest the size of several earthly continents, with strange plants and weird colours, and lots and lots of dangers.
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Sounds interesting.
At least in my book, that story can be considered "furry", at least in a loose sense.
Aslaug wrote: | ...a forest which is so large it beggars imagination ... a forest the size of several earthly continents... |
On reading the last bit, I'd have to wonder how the geography of that can work out. AFAIK there'll be a limit on how large a forest can be, mainly because the air can carry only so much water, which limits the area that can get enough water to support a forest. Of course if there's divine intervention, then anything's possible, but still... _________________ I'm a nut, but there are those who appreciate me for it. |
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Frazikar Registered User
Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 1181 Location: North Coast, USA
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 8:14 am Post subject: |
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tobi3B wrote Quote: | Hey Exan
Next time ask her about her cutie mark |
Hmmm, do we have another for the filly exercise program?? |
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anthony Site Owner
Joined: 12 Nov 2001 Posts: 1304 Location: Norway
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Personally, I don't care if your writings is furry or not.
What matters to me the pasion you put into it.
That is why my favorite stories is T1 and T2, and to a certain degree the 'A little Nothing' stories.
If 'changing venue' mans you get back the passion I welcome it.
'nuff said... _________________ "My name's Lion, Anthony Lion"
A fur with a license to purr...
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Why not surf over to www.micecomics.com and tell Mary what a stellar job she did... |
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