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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Styx wrote:
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Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?

Because hair curlers aren't cameras.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're up mwalimu
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A police officer parked his patrol car on a one-way street looking for traffic violations. He looked up and spotted a truck driver proceeding casually in the wrong direction along the street, but made no attempt to stop or flag him down. Why not?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because the man was walking, not driving.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got it! All yours...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got none. Proceed.
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