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hikaru Administrator
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:53 am Post subject: The interview.... |
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OK. Since it's obvious that Zig's going to be interviewed by Logan, there will obviously be LOTS of questions asked. I already have a rather heafty list, but am willing to add to it.
So! Here's your assignment, should you accept it:
What questions would you like to see Zig Zag answer during the interview.
Simple as that.
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Okay lets see you may already have this one.
Q: It was brought up in the trial that you killed your father; could you give us the details surrounding that incident?
I might come up with more later. _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Cirrel Registered User
Joined: 29 Mar 2003 Posts: 265 Location: 400 miles north of everywhere
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Dunno where these came from...
Logan: Is any part of you artificially enhanced?
Zig Zag (Smiling): Only my sense of humor when I'm asked dumb questions.
Logan: Do you have to diet?
Zig Zag: No. this is my natural color.
Logan: No. I mean do you have to count your calories.
Zig Zag: What for? We've got only one Cal Orrey working for ZZ Studios.
Logan: That's not what I meant. I mean do you watch your figure.
Zig Zag: That's the customer's job.
Logan: I take it you don't like questions about your wieght.
Zig Zag: I take it you've never interviewed a female before.
Logan: Okay. Um. Well then, considerin their profession, what do your actresses do when it's that time of the month?
Zig Zag: I simply have them stem the tide with Lil' Miss tampons and we work around it.
Logan: Lil' Miss? Would those work?
Zig Zag: I take it you've never seen their 'Stuck Pig' size.
Logan: No. I haven't. Okay. Considering recent events, how do you look at reporters.
Zig Zag: Through a 350 degree oven door, covered in a nice green-pepper sauce whenever possible.
Logan: You're not looking at me like that, are you?
Zig Zag: No. You look more like a 'griller'.
Logan: I try to be.
Cirrel _________________
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hikaru Administrator
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Styx Site Owner
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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I have said this before Cirrel and I say it again. What ever the he11 your on? SHARE DAMMIT!!!! _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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webkilla Registered User
Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 379 Location: Denmark
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:52 am Post subject: |
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Ya Cirrel! Spread the love!
As for questions:
"What's your take on der über Führer, miss Khansman?"
"Would you like to have sex with me?"
"Please?"
"I'd sign up for a lil 'acting' job if need be?"
(ok, back to the serious ones)
"what's the first thing you're gonna do when you meet your long lost Sheila Vixen again?"
"What exactly happened with her and that Arden fella?"
"Where do you think Arden is - I mean they've found Sheila at a brothel...?"
"No, i'm not saying that he dumped her there - I just want to know what you think happened to them. They obviously got interupted from that 'walkabout' you originaly said they were on"
"Ok, now please tell me the secret of DVDA"
"which member of british royalty do you find most atractive?"
"Do you find my member actractive?"
"you do you have any bandages or stables to put it back on? Pleeease?" _________________ My Deviant artpile
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Hortmage Registered User
Joined: 28 Oct 2001 Posts: 243 Location: Midwest
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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webkilla wrote: |
"you do you have any bandages or stables to put it back on? Pleeease?" |
"All the King's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Webkilla's *beep* back together again!" _________________ Hortmage, the Magic Gardener
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James R. Lane Registered User
Joined: 10 Nov 2002 Posts: 134
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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(seriously)
"Do you feel you were unjustly harrassed by the DA's office? If so, why? And if so, do you think the harrassment will continue?"
"Do you intend to retire from the, um...adult film industry anytime soon?"
"Do you plan to marry, settle down and raise a family, and if so, what would you tell your kids about your, um...career?"
"How do adult film, um...performers cope with their, um...fans? It would seem to me that their, um...notoriety would mean that they could never enjoy any privacy should they, for instance, go to dinner or a movie. How do YOU deal with it, Zig Zag? You've recently been seen in the company of a local businessman. Doesn't that cause, well...problems?" _________________ James R. Lane
author of
"Redeeming Factors"
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hikaru Administrator
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Styx Site Owner
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Again you probably already have this one.
Zig Zag you have stopped acting in your movies over the last couple of years, why is that? And is there any chance you'll start acting again? _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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