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Asalis Registered User
Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Posts: 2020 Location: Fort Worth, Tx
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Granted! Except, the Girl Scouts come into power and you HAVE to buy Thin Mints from them or face the retribution of the Scouts chanting their handbook on your front yard. With bullhorns. At all hours of the day and night.
I wish for a refrigerator full of Coke Zero that somehow replenishes itself. | There's a glitch in the wish so that every one you take, it is soon replaced by two the second it leaves the interior of the refrigerator. Eventually the fridge gets so full that Coke Zero starts to constantly fall out of the refrigerator making tow more that fall out and it keeps multiplying indefinitely. Not long after you are crushed beneath a massive weight of unopened soda cans.
I wish to make a wish on the dragon balls for The worlds most comfortable pair of underwear. _________________ Asalis: (uh*sah*lis)
We, dig, giant robots!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2044 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Asalis wrote: | I wish to make a wish on the dragon balls for The worlds most comfortable pair of underwear. |
Granted! They have the prettiest black lace on them.
I wish for a way to dispose of all of this excess Coke Zero piling up around my house. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:51 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You've found the perfect way to dispose of the coke zero. That is until it gets outlawed the very next day and you get sent to prison. But just to top it off the coke zero that was multiplying from your fridge now starts appearing in your prison cell rapidly taking up all the room and crushing you once again.
I wish that a 3rd party candidate will win the US election. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2044 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Granted! His name is Clark Griswold. Drives a wholesome station wagon.
I wish someone would build a transporter so I can get to work in "a heartbeat".
*throws Coke Zero cans out the window of my jail cell to create more room* _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Henry_Hound Registered User
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 792 Location: Somewhereville, MO
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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Granted but there's a problem. The transporters are able to transport your physical body but your personality and memories are lost in the process meaning your new body is now a mindless person that looks like you and has no way of functioning like an adult.
I wish that it was past christmass all ready. _________________ I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habbit.
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit. |
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Kit Fox Registered User
Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 679 Location: Orange, VT
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:12 am Post subject: |
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Christmas has passed, but has left you wondering why nobody has called you yet to say Merry Christmas... And your tree you painstakingly put up remains empty underneath.
I wish that I'll get picked up on ados orders for a 3rd tour next year. _________________ Times change and so do people. |
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Kelvin Registered User
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 1022 Location: That is not important. Just don't turn around.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but it's a tour of a waste processing plant.
I wish I could live in a treetop village. _________________ Telegram: kelvinshadewing
Discord: kelvin#0465 |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2044 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:33 am Post subject: |
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Granted!
Your treetop village is constructed in the lower branches of a massive grove of dwarf lemon and orange trees, planted in the center median of the 99 freeway. That grove is located just north of the V Street exit in Merced, California.
All planting courtesy of the California State Correctional Department, Work Furlough program.
I wish for a new home in Indiana. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You now live in Indiana.
... does it have to get worse than that?
I wish the PF crew came back and were all friends again. _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2044 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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Cookie wrote: | Granted. You now live in Indiana.
... does it have to get worse than that?
I wish the PF crew came back and were all friends again. |
Off game, but I did buy a home "Way back home, in Indiana" last month. 3,300 square foot two story Victorian just two blocks from downtown. We are looking forward to being Hoosiers. Total cost of said home? $35,000 USD. Can't do that here in Cali.
The Peoples Republic Of Kalifornistan, particularly the S.F. Bay Area, has gotten out of hand with the rents and home costs. I think we outstripped New York for the most expensive place to live in the USA.
And now, back to the game.
The whole PF crew is back together . . . in an alternate universe.
(Sorry, I tried . . .)
I wish someone would create a low carb donut for diabetics. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Kellan Meig'h wrote: | Cookie wrote: | Granted. You now live in Indiana.
... does it have to get worse than that?
I wish the PF crew came back and were all friends again. |
Off game, but I did buy a home "Way back home, in Indiana" last month. 3,300 square foot two story Victorian just two blocks from downtown. We are looking forward to being Hoosiers. Total cost of said home? $35,000 USD. Can't do that here in Cali.
The Peoples Republic Of Kalifornistan, particularly the S.F. Bay Area, has gotten out of hand with the rents and home costs. I think we outstripped New York for the most expensive place to live in the USA.
And now, back to the game.
The whole PF crew is back together . . . in an alternate universe.
(Sorry, I tried . . .)
I wish someone would create a low carb donut for diabetics. |
Also off game (like anybody really cares haha), congrats!
You're talking to a guy who loves and aspires to live in West Virginia so I'm really in no place to judge any state.
NY is only expensive if you go to the city or on the lakes. California, from what I have heard, is nutso almost everywhere. _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Kellan Meig'h wrote: | I wish someone would create a low carb donut for diabetics. |
Granted! It tastes like pickles, however.
I wish for the ability to fly and survive in space! |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2044 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:07 am Post subject: |
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Silverstreak wrote: | Kellan Meig'h wrote: | I wish someone would create a low carb donut for diabetics. |
Granted! It tastes like pickles, however.
I wish for the ability to fly and survive in space! |
Granted!
You are now part of the YaZuka mining and freighter conglomerate, living and flying around in space aboard the maintenance ship "Durango."
By the way, the "Durango" is a freighter sanitation systems repair ship, on which you are the lead sanitation technician.
I wish Toshiba would re-release the Libretto with a Core i7 processor, 8 gigs of ram, 1Terabyte or SSD that can run a modern OS. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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Frazikar Registered User
Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 1181 Location: North Coast, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:25 am Post subject: |
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Hmmmm, grabs several items, does napkin calcs … 'Ugh' … grabs magic-8 ball - "Try again later, future fuzzy!"
[*Background explosions going off like fireworks *]
"Day-um!" |
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Kellan Meig'h Administrator
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 2044 Location: Just East of Indianapolis, Indiana
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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What? Nobody would like a new Libretto?
I wish Radio Shack would somehow make a huge comeback. _________________ "Старый боевой конь, Кeллан" |
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