Planetfurry BBS

Asalis · Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:29 pm Post subject:

you get rained on by spaghetti and soon crushed by a giant meatball the size of your house.

I wish to meet Tron.

Syrius · Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:22 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you have to do it as Sora and only as part of the Kingdom Hearts storyline.

I wish that people realized the KH franchise is nothing but fanfiction, and therefore end it.

Steven09 · Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:56 pm Post subject:

Some of us have no idea what that is, so your wish fails to be noticed.

I wish I was an excellent breakdancer.

Scifer · Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:30 pm Post subject:

Granted. Both your legs break and will never heal, due to your irresistible urge to dance excellently! Very Happy

I wish for a button on my computer that allowed me to e-punch people over the internet.

Teric · Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:40 pm Post subject:

Wish granted! You spend several months happily giving bruises, black eyes, and broken noses to idiots over the internet before the FBI finally track you down and arrest you at your home, confiscating the 'punch button' for their own purposes.

I wish for a nice, cold can of root beer.

Vallus · Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:05 pm Post subject:

You get a nice frosty cold can of root beer. As you are about to take your first drink a young teen comes zipping around the corner on his bicycle and slams right into you. The can goes flying from your hand and lands in a storm drain which the root beer promptly drains into.

I wish for some chips and salsa.

Syrius · Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:58 pm Post subject:

Here you go: A plateful of Z80, Intel 8080, Motorola 68K, 6502, Celeron, Duron, Athlon and Opteron chips, hot off the furnace. Hmm-mm. Crunchy. You have the option of Pace or Cacique mild or hot salsa.

I repeat my wish that I hope people discover the Kingdom Hearts franchise is nothing but fan-fiction dressed as a game, and abandon it already. (BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, DAMMIT! STOP BEING SUCKERED IN BY SQUEENIX AND THEIR LICENSED BORE-FESTS!)

Ahem.

Vallus · Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:31 am Post subject:

The wish corruption genie just looks at you sadly and states that he can not grant your wish because it would mess with a wish previously granted which he is not allowed to do. Yes, Squeenix had a wish granted for their Kingdom Hearts franchise to be insanely popular and it succeeded beyond all expectations.

I wish for a red rain to fall from the sky.

Steven09 · Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:33 am Post subject:

Okay, however the red pigment in the red rain turns out to be acidic, your clothes dissolve, and you're now the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

I wish to have a good birthday.

Wulfie_Vulphyre · Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 9:32 am Post subject:

Your friend decides to throw you a Grand party for your birthday, All of your family and friends show up and bring you lots of neato awesome gifts! The strippers your friend hired each give you -insert dirty fantasy here- . As a result you catch every STD known to man, and die a slow painful death.

I wish for my mate to get her driver's license effective immediately.

Steven09 · Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:12 am Post subject:

Okay, but as soon as your mate gets her license, it expires instantly. Now you two have to wait all over again.

I wish for something good to happen.

Scifer · Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:05 am Post subject:

Granted. On a distant planet, far far away, an advanced alien race invents a new type of hovercar; and the only exhaust product it produces is baby foxes. Very Happy

... Too bad Earth is still suffocating under a blanket of poison smog. Confused

I wish I could bring my drawings to life with a thought.

SkunkFox · Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:56 am Post subject:

Granted. Your badly drawn drawings from your childhood come to life and try to strange you for forgetting about them languising under the boxes in storage!

*Puts out the old Wishing Soda Machine of old*

I wish to throttle Scifer with his own tail for no reason whatsoever... or molest him either way get over here you stinking badger!!!

Steven09 · Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:07 pm Post subject:

None of us have any ideas of how to comprehend that... Confused

I wish I had a pool table...