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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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The weather conditions in your area get nasty, and you get rain and lots of humidity and floods, starting March the 21st, till Autumn begins.
I wish for chocolate not to be toxic to dogs, nor any other living being. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:16 am Post subject: |
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Granted! Dogs get a craving for it..along with people who were formerly allergic....the war claims the town of Hershey, PA...sadly..ther were no survivors....
I wish for a good clean fight. _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Wish granted and boy what a fight it is! Full 10 rounds ending with a TKO in the final few seconds of the last round. Unfortunately you bid on the wrong fighter and your bookie is starting to get a bit impatient with you about paying up what you owe.
Hmm, it's still early here so I wish for a cup of the worlds best coffee to help me wake up. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Drink it quick before the mob of rabid coffee fans trample you for it.
I wish for a fast, easy, and safe way to get in shape. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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You find away unfortunately it's also really expensive.
I wish I had the money and room for a Total Gym so I could get back in shape. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Freya Registered User
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: The back end of Nowhere
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Now ye just don't have the time.
I wish my mother would let me cut my hair. _________________ All hail the queen of weeee!
Weeeeee! |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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She does, but when you get a horrible cut due to a half-blind hairdresser, she makes fun of you. 24/7.
I wish for a deadly virus that quickly kills all Aliens (Xenomorphs) and only Aliens. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but nobody is dropping dead from it proving once and for all there are no E.T.s
I wish Microsoft would stop out-soucing their tech support. _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Now it's done in shore. By an army of non-tech savvy grandmas.
I wish for a successful return of Starburst's Little Lad. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Nicolai Borovskaya Registered User
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 464 Location: Wherever the fictons carry me
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Granted. The advertising gets to you and you eat lots and lots of them and develop diabetes.
I wish that FVR was real and I got a chance to emigrate there.
Nicolai _________________ Nicolai
When you talk about damage radius, even atomic weapons pale before that of an unfettered idiot in a position of power. |
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! sadly...it's overrun by the U.S. DEA...we're still hunting for a reason....
I wish for oh....a pastrami on rye, some light mayo, a bit of meunster, and maybe some kettle chips with a Root beer _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. The kettle chips are made of real kettle. *KER-RUNCH!*
I wish that Vee is safe wherever he/she/it is. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Asalis Registered User
Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Posts: 2020 Location: Fort Worth, Tx
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Vee's very safe where vee is. However you are not safe from the hoard of zombies pounding at your door wanting in. All of them singing "All we want is to eat your brain."
I wish I had pie. _________________ Asalis: (uh*sah*lis)
We, dig, giant robots!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Here. Newmanmans latest recipe. *Hides in deep bunker.*
I wish it wasn't so wet outside. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Now it's dry and dusty. And the local crops die. And the economy collapses. And you have to move. To Detroit.
I wish for Detroit to be demolished and become Delta City and be patrolled by RoboCop and fully functional and effective ED-209s. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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