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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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You win a free trip to the Yukon (airfare included), in the middle of winter, during one of the coldest winters on record! Better pack a few extra pairs of long johns.
I wish for... hey what's that over there? *Goes and investigates* |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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What's over there is a bomb! Bye-bye!
I wish for a hug _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Well, lookee here. It's our beloved undead stoat, Vee! And he/she/it is dying (*snort*) to give you a hug. Hope you don't mind the stench of decay.
I wish for a successful sequel to "Vee For Vendetta". _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:45 am Post subject: |
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wish Granted! shame that film started ww3 and we all died...ah well...
I wish for a clydesdale! _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:20 am Post subject: |
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Wish granted. A fat, balding, middle aged man walks into the room. He is wearing an undershirt (which his belly protrudes out from under quite a bit), shorts, and sandals. He scratches himself, belches, farts, and then says "I'm Clydes Dale, whudja want me for?"
I wish for the computers of any hacker attempting to mess with Planetfurry to mysteriously explode before they can execute their attacks. |
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: |
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I like the sound of that. Wish granted, but it mistakes one of the PF admins as a hacker, and blows up their computer instead. You're boned...
I wish for my own Gravity Gun. |
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Freya Registered User
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: The back end of Nowhere
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Unfortunately, as ye don't have a gravity gun PERMIT, ye get it confiscated.
I wish that the people at my school were intellectual. _________________ All hail the queen of weeee!
Weeeeee! |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Granted they are now easy pickings for the bullies from the other schools.
I wish I could decide what to do with myself, I've got two options but I'm not sure which to follow. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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You make the right decision but it comes with a terrible price, you can no longer enjoy ice cream sodas.
I wish to be perfectly healthy tomorrow morning and not sick anymore (flu). |
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Congratulations! Perfect health is now yours. So perfect, in fact, that doctors from around the world have come to study you and figure out exactly how it happened. You are kept in a sterilized examination room for the next two years.
I wish James Bruner could find some better job satisfaction (either by his current situation improving or by finding a new job). _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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AladTheAnthro Registered User
Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 529 Location: Cape Breton Island, Canada
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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*BOOM* James finds better job satisfaction, but the boss writes him off for slacking on the job, which sets off a chain of events that culminates in him dressing up in drag singing a version of Indian Love Call that Ms. Miller would approve of. Way to go, girlfriend!
I wish that the world was a better place than it is now. _________________ NEENUR NEENUR NEENUR! |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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99.9% of humans are now dead. Oh wait I'm supposed to be corrupting this wish aren't I...
I wish I go could go back to school full time instead of only part time. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Granted you are now a freshman in high school and, oh look you forgot to dress today how special
I wish I was a top pro bass fisherman. _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You manage to reel in the big one, only to realize that it's actually Nessie. Have fun.
I wish mythological creatures were real. I don't like being nonexistent. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You just met Medusa face to face.
I wish for a wet spring. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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