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Asalis Registered User
Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Posts: 2020 Location: Fort Worth, Tx
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:46 am Post subject: |
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Its on Pay per view and they're charging you an arm and a leg just to see the first 5 minutes.
I wish my car was an Autobot. _________________ Asalis: (uh*sah*lis)
We, dig, giant robots!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. It transforms while you're inside it, and you get mangled and twisted.
I wish for amazing eyesight. |
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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Vallus wrote: | You win the lottery but a developer beats you to the purchase of your parents property along with a lot of the surrounding properties. He then bulldozes everything and puts up a shopping center in it's place. |
Actually because the neighborhood is protected by law for that sort of thing I get it before any developer can even try.
Anyway back to screwing up wishes.
Your your eye sight is great but it is black and white.
I wish for D.F. Thompson to have a good time when he comes out here next weekend. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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GriffinX Registered User
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 785 Location: SLC Utah
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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he dose but you on the other hand have a hell of a time in Cort trying to stop the law from taking the land previously stated even though the law protects it, it means that the law can take it [eminent domain]. have fun spending the next 5 years in a Cort room.
i wish Dr. pepper would win the cola war and because it has no more Carmel colored competition it lowers its prices. _________________ to each their own
"a riot is at bottom the language of the unheard." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"you can get more with a kind word and a gun than you could with just a kind word." Al Capone
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Sigurd Volsung Registered User
Joined: 21 Feb 2004 Posts: 3216 Location: The Twin Cities
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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No need to corrupt because it will NEVER happen. Coke will be the last one standing. (Author's note I'm a Coke collector as any person who has seen the inside of my condo can attest to.)
I wish to start classes again in the summer towards getting my secondary education degree. _________________ Bad moods are like hangovers, they eventually go away. - A. Sigurd Olson |
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Freya Registered User
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: The back end of Nowhere
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. However, ye still can't get a job.
I wish I hadn't cut myeslf on the writs with my bracelet. _________________ All hail the queen of weeee!
Weeeeee! |
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted, no slit wrist for you! Instead you stub the big toe on your left foot good and hard against one of the legs of your dining room table.
I wish for Windows Vista to become the most popular operating system in the world. |
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:35 am Post subject: |
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Not only can your wish *NOT* be granted, but you have also crossed the line of blatant insanity. The wish gods have determined that you shall be punished! You are forced to forever hold a giant plastic bin upon your shoulders, into which will eventually be thrown every physical copy of Windows Vista in existence.
I wish that Microsoft would realize just how much of a mistake Vista is and recall it. _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Siros Registered User
Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 261
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Wish granted. The developers recall how much they enjoy torturing people with Vista. It stays in circulation for another 5 years.
I wish the ability to travel anywhere i want instantly. _________________ Have you hugged a Kitsune today? |
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SkunkFox Registered User
Joined: 14 Aug 2002 Posts: 1017 Location: Close to Houston
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Wish Granted! You can instantly travel anywhere you wish but you always travel into that countries prison due to you not being very specific in where you wanted to end up.
I wish Teric and Crystal our friendly dragons (and Half coon dragon) would come down with a sneezing fit near Mike and Styx. _________________ Insane and loving it!
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkfox2/ |
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Vallus Registered User
Joined: 20 Nov 2000 Posts: 397 Location: Oologah, OK
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Teric wrote: | Not only can your wish *NOT* be granted, but you have also crossed the line of blatant insanity. The wish gods have determined that you shall be punished! You are forced to forever hold a giant plastic bin upon your shoulders, into which will eventually be thrown every physical copy of Windows Vista in existence.
I wish that Microsoft would realize just how much of a mistake Vista is and recall it. |
Ha, good one Teric! I was hoping I could get someone to be creative with that one. Now for Siros...
Yay for teleportation! On a whim you decide to check out things in Iraq for yourself (can't trust the media to get things right half of the time anymore). Unfortunately you pop up right in the middle of a firefight and are made to resemble swiss cheese before you even realize what's going on.
I wish for a brand new top of the line computer. |
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Styx Site Owner
Joined: 25 Dec 2002 Posts: 3176 Location: West Covina, California
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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SkunkFox wrote: | I wish Teric and Crystal our friendly dragons (and Half coon dragon) would come down with a sneezing fit near Mike and Styx. |
Granted but due to precautions taken earleir buy the clever panther they merly sneeze out harmless soap bubbles.
I wish Skunky would show up in So. Cal. maybe for Califur I might go then. _________________ "Political Correctness is tyranny with manners." Charlton Heston
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Freya Registered User
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: The back end of Nowhere
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. However, the world explodes from too much Skunkfox.
I wish that school ended at noon. _________________ All hail the queen of weeee!
Weeeeee! |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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It ends. Forever. In an explosion. With you inside.
I wish for a message in a sealed bottle, sending an SOS to the world, that can be seen easily through the bottle, read and understood. And that the threat it warns about is completely avoidable thanks to the warning. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Buster Newman Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 868 Location: The wild unknown of Kentucky
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! unfortunately..it was taken for granted....the trouble was avoided...but not forever.....Oprah claims rulership over all...
I wish for a free plane ticket to canada _________________ A little Nonsense now and then, is Relished by the Wisest men. |
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