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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but it misfires and the world blows up.
wish I sentence order. right this in the was |
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Vexxed Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 399 Location: Boston, MA, USA
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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The genie doesn't read the entire wish before granting it, and grants it as it's written. For "wish I sentence order," you are ordered to serve a 20 year prison sentence with Big Psycho Joe as your cellmate. For "right this in the was," the genie hasn't got a goshdarn clue what you mean, so he just gives you a lollipop.
I wish to be cured of my caffeine addiction. _________________ "This is fascinating. A whole tribe of people who prefer to interact as furry animals rather than human beings." -Gil Grissom
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Solis Moderator
Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 530 Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Vexxed wrote: | The genie doesn't read the entire wish before granting it, and grants it as it's written. For "wish I sentence order," you are ordered to serve a 20 year prison sentence with Big Psycho Joe as your cellmate. For "right this in the was," the genie hasn't got a goshdarn clue what you mean, so he just gives you a lollipop.
I wish to be cured of my caffeine addiction. |
You experience something new and terrifying... permanent caffeine withdrawal.
I wish for an armour plated rubber iguana _________________ Planetfurry moderator
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Red Reynart Registered User
Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 169 Location: Moveing up state =^.^=
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Granted, How Ironic is it that Igunas are said to be bad omens in the small village you came across after being marroned? Oh well I guse there is always time to make up for it with a nice roast. =^.^= muha ha ha ha..
I wish that the sun would rise in the west and set in the east... That would be fun.. _________________ Walking threw the forest
the wind calls my name
Unknow to the world
it casts its shadow upon the fallen leaf. |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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*poof*
You're in Venus. Enjoy swimming in the lakes of molten metal. (The sun rises and sets inverse to Earth, over there.)
I wish I had Vee's wit, Archer's eloquence, Fuzzlepup's artistic talent, and Jonawolf's writing skills. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Teric Registered User
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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Granted! You have now absorbed Vee, Archer, FuzzlePup, and Jonawolf into your own body. You have all of their talents as wished, but you are now a quivering congolmerate abomination with five heads and multiple tangles of limbs. And furthermore, your 'Vee' parts are still undergoing zombification. Ew.
I wish the dishes would magically wash themselves. _________________ Styx: "Oh sure like flaming a dragon going to do massive damage, brave challenge there Teric." |
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but you are accused of being lazy.
I wish I could lean on a skyscraper without breaking it. |
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Red Reynart Registered User
Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 169 Location: Moveing up state =^.^=
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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Silverstreak wrote: | Granted, but you are accused of being lazy.
I wish I could lean on a skyscraper without breaking it. |
Granted, the tower of Piza is Now straight again thanks to you, =^.^= But because of complications with the Italian goverment you now have to hold it up for the rest of your life.. Enjoy.
I wish that people dont say stupid things when they know well that it is stupid and offensive..Idiots... _________________ Walking threw the forest
the wind calls my name
Unknow to the world
it casts its shadow upon the fallen leaf. |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: |
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The wish is retroactive and you couldn't say your wish as it was stupid and offensive.
I wish for the world's smoothest eraser. |
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but the instant you use it, it becomes as sharp and rough as diamond dust.
I wish the Leaning Tower of Pisa would just fall over already. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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It falls right on your head.
I wish my radio got better reception. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Silverstreak Registered User
Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 1137
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Granted... BETTER AT RECEIVING STATIC!
I wish I had some beer. |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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Here's an old can. There's a bacterial colony growing in it but I still think it counts as beer. To your health!
I wish to land on Free Parking. |
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Syrius Registered User
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 1463 Location: The S.S. ScurvyDog, Arizona! YARR!
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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You land on Free Parking... but without a parachute, from 10,000 ft. SPLAT!
I wish to copy Vee's wit and upload it to myself electronically, without any negative consequences to either of us. _________________ Hey, Sony... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Now you and Vee have adjacent rooms in the rubber room hotel.
I wish I owned my own pizza shop. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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