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Katra
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You're allergic to the flower. *Hands you a box of tissue.*
I wish for a fish dinner.
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Lonely_Wolf
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As you wish 
However, the fish is a shark, and the dinner is YOU...
(oh, and BTW, as far as I know I'm not allergic to anything  )
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Katra
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Lonely_Wolf wrote: |
(oh, and BTW, as far as I know I'm not allergic to anything ) |
First time for everything...
You forgot to make a wish; so the genie makes you disappear.
I wish I owned 3 cubic acres of money.
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Fishburne
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. here's your 3 cubic acres of beads - the official money of the Canarsee Delawares.
I wish for nothing, being content with what I have.
However, others wish for many things, grant them.
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Syrius
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You and everything you have and are content with, are transported to the dimension of Nothingness. Hope you can be happy there.
I wish to know the secret formula for Coca Cola, provided none of the ingredients come from anything disgusting or questionable.
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Fishburne
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Here you go, but this wish, like Coca Cola itself, is acidic. now you are a deaf mute with no functioning limbs. Enjoy the silence and the knowledge.
From Nothingness I came, to Nothingness I will go. Happy as a lark.
Thank YOU for the lovely response to my non-wish.
I wish that the current idiots in charge of the people in charge of the government would stop monkeying around with everything.
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Vee Are Are Schee
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| Quote: | | I wish that the current idiots in charge of the people in charge of the government would stop monkeying around with everything. |
The Free Ninja Skullnati Dragon Kings who run all the world governments agree that it is time to stop screwing around, and quickly begin World War 3.
I wish for to meet Megaman's CentaurMan. |
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Syrius
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He's not a Three Laws robot. SQUISH!
I wish for all the jerks I've met in my customer service jobs to receive payback for all the hard times they gave me, regardless of the cost or consequences. (yeah, I had a bad night.)
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Fishburne
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I wish for all the jerks I've met in my customer service jobs to receive payback for all the hard times they gave me, regardless of the cost or consequences. (yeah, I had a bad night.) |
Certainly, here's your offical jerk management anonymous directorship, and the meeting begins in 5 minutes and is just down the hall past the day old donuts and cold coffee. mmkay?
I wish for chocolate bunnies to be made of SOLID chocolate.
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Lucius_Vane
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Granted. And as an added bonus, they're 30 ft. tall.
Unfortunately, they have a mind of their own, and the lasers they shoot out of their eyes are not made of chocolate.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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| Lucius_Vane wrote: |
I wish I wasn't sick anymore. |
Granted, now you are a healthy 70 year old.
I wish I was 5 again
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Syrius
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| Fishburne wrote: | | Syrius wrote: |
I wish for all the jerks I've met in my customer service jobs to receive payback for all the hard times they gave me, regardless of the cost or consequences. (yeah, I had a bad night.) |
Certainly, here's your offical jerk management anonymous directorship, and the meeting begins in 5 minutes and is just down the hall past the day old donuts and cold coffee. mmkay? |
Actually, that doesn't sound so bad, you know? If I am delivering the payback, and all the jerks I've dealt with also have to deal with each other... that's a little personal hell I'm kinda willing to enjoy.
| Fishburne wrote: | | I wish I was 5 again |
The genie makes another four copies of you, and distributes your conscience equitatively. You are now five.
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Red Reynart
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He he, =^.^= You didn't make a wish.... So since your wish was nothing then you lose everything in you posesion until you have nothing. yey..
I wish for a big, hearthy, breakfast.
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Lucius_Vane
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Granted. A nice bowl of fireplace appears before you.
I wish for an nice cold Pepsi.
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Teric
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Ok you are now treading in a swimming pool full of ice cold pepsi. Very refreshing... at least until your limbs go numb from cold and you begin to sink...
I wish that I could figure out how to animate properly using Flash. (anyone know any good flash game development tutorials?)
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