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Asalis · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject:

(Cant remember who said this, please dont heasitate to correct me if I got it wrong.)

*Ahem*

The evolution of star trek...

The original series: To bodly go where no man has gone before.

The next generation: to bodly go where we've already been before.

Deep space nine: To bodly go nowhere and have the rest of the galaxy come to us.

Voyager: To bodly go to the edge of the universe, and try to get back to known space as quickly as possible where its a whole lot safer to be.

Concolor · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:03 am Post subject:

Hanlon's Razor:

"Never attribute to malice that which may adequately be explained by stupidity."

Fishburne · Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject:

The speed of light sucks. - John Carmack

GriffinX · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:13 pm Post subject:

*holds up skeletal hand*

"hello Donner party, DONNER party of 50, Donner party over here."

*move close to leading lady wile hiding behind a medical skeleton then opens mouth with hand *

"i got a boner, i am a boner,.... hahahhahahaha!"

"remember if your ever in amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's @$$ that a mechanic"

Robin Williams

Midi · Guest

"Close it! You're getting wind all over the place!" - Me after my little sister opens the window in the car.

Tora_Frogg · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject:

"The beatings will continue until moral improves."

- Your Drill Instructor

Arctic_Mutt · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

-Pearl Bailey

Teric · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject:

"Okay dad, you can turn off the light now. I know where my cheese is."

-My son while we were on a road trip

Dirt Bag · Registered User Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 3

Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

President Benson - "Here's the target area"
Secretary of Defense - "That's Minnesota, sir"
President Benson - "Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it"
Secretary of Defense - "Sir, the enemy is over there"
President Benson - "Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?"

President Benson - "Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!"

GriffinX · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:10 am Post subject:

me: i got it! i got it!

my dad: thats great son. now this time try to shoot the doves and not the starlings.

my first morning dove hunting trip in the flowell desert.

Asalis · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject:

(The following is a true story... Unfortunately.)

Customer: I'm having a slight computer problem.

Employee: yes ma'am what seems to be the problem?

Customer: my foot pedal doesn't work.

Employee: Excuse me, your what?

Customer: you know, the foot pedal. the thing you put on the ground and use with your foot. It has two buttons and a little wheel between the two that I think also doubles as another button.

Employee: Um Ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this but that is not a foot pedal.

Customer: It isn't?

Employee: No Ma'am, that is called a mouse and it goes on your desk not the floor. You use it with your right hand.

Customer: Oh.... Hang on a second.

*hears a little clattering on the line*

Customer: Oh hey! Its working now. Thank you so much.

Employee: Your welcome ma'am.

(and i have a lot more stories like this to quote.)

GriffinX · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:49 am Post subject:

me: thank you for calling your 24 hour Walgreen's how can i help you?

customer: ya are you guys open?

me: this is a 24 hour Walgreen's sir.

customer: so are you open?

me:(mentally: no sir, i just ran two miles from my house to answer your call personally. here's your sign.)actually: yes sir we're open.

Red Reynart · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:36 am Post subject:

Bobby- "Hey Billy."
Billy- "Yea Bobby?"
Bobby- "I'm Hungry"
Billy- "Well I guess it time to go cook ourself a Terrorist"

-A funny comic my bro and I made-

Red Reynart · Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:14 am Post subject:

Here is one I really like.

"I always knew you were not a normal human but to think your a cat. Wait what the" - Wolfwood from Trigun after Vash leaves him with the bill.

Loafer · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject: Sillyness!

Eu sou a senhora do pão, veja meu cachorro quente destruir seu tomate

OR!

I am the lard of bread, watch my hotdogs destroy your tomatoes

I made this when I was still on furry muck, it was very late and I was very sleepy hehe