Planetfurry BBS

Katra · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject:

The genie gets all confused and gives you to Mog in a gift wrapped package.

I wish there was gold in my creek.

Trekkie · Registered User Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 151

*Poof* There is now gold in your creek, however, you get trampled in the resulting stampede of people looking for gold.

I wish my computer didn't just crash.

Syrius · Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:51 am Post subject:

Your computer now explodes as well and causes you horrible burns.

No wish from me.

Kamikaze · Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject:

Your wish shall be corrupted.
*hands over NOTHING*

I wish I can watch the black hole in the middle of our galaxy.

Katra · Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject:

Have a real close look. *Drops you just outside the event hoizon.*

I wish for a tree that has leaves of real gold.

Kamikaze · Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:13 am Post subject:

You get a tree with leves of real gold...
a 10cm high Bonsai. ^.^Enjoy!

I wish I had a wish...

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject:

Turns out your wish kills you horribly.

I wish for to be going to home.

Danny · Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

You are going home. Unfortunately your village is on fire and a random villain killed all inhabitants of your home last week. He also stole Chim.

I wish I had the studio and technical accessoires I´ve always wished for.

Katra · Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:45 pm Post subject:

Granted. Hope you have an extinguisher; because the studio is on fire.

I wish for an easy, safe, and painless way to lose weight.

Syrius · Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

*The Genie gives you one of Vee's cookies*

Safe (you will continue to live, sort of) Painless (zombies don't feel pain), and what could be easier than eating a cookie? And brains are very low on carbs, too.

I wish for an anti-gravity vehicle like the ones in in Wipeout XL/2097.

Elfen_Furry · Moderator Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY

*Poof!*
You get your anti-grav device, and jump on it to get your ride, only to find yourself propelled out of control into outerspace- being pushed out of Earth's gravity and then the gravity well of the sun! Dont worry- you die from exposure when you hit 65,000 feet and your flesh expodes off your bones when you hit the hard vacuum of space.

I wish I openned a chat room for Planetfurry.

Syrius · Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:41 pm Post subject:

People only go there to yiff and trade purry forn.

I wish to spray Vee with Febreeze.

Asalis · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:16 am Post subject:

Vee likes it so much that she turns you into a zombie as thanks.

I wish I had some cheesecake.

Kamikaze · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject:

Here you are!
*a biiiiiig cheese cake is placed directly in front of you"
CRUNCH!
*your mech stomped right onto the cake and now the cake is only a tatoo on the floor*

I wish I'd be the one who turns the time...

Syrius · Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject:

*Poof*

The genie puts you in a watch, your hands now serving as the hands of the clock, like those Mickey Mouse ones.

I wish for a black hole to swallow a supernova.