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Elfen_Furry · Moderator Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY

*poof*
Its yours, and except for you being in it, its empty. And dark inside. And sealed...

I wish my laptop was 20% faster...

Syrius · Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:30 pm Post subject:

*ALAKAZAM!*

Your laptop is being used in a car going 100 MPH. The car accelerates to 120 MPH, making it go faster. Then it crashes. Along the car.

I wish for a memory foam mattress.

Macrorufus · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

What's a memery mattress?

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:

I wish Macrorufus knew what a memory foam mattress was. Or google 8D

Syrius · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

*BANG*

Rufus finds out what a Memory Mattress is, and then proceeds to beat you up with one, for suggesting to use Google.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject:

No wish? Cool. You cease to exist.

I wish for Hamtaro to be my lover.

Macrorufus · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:10 am Post subject:

He becomes your lover but an irate Rufus and Hamtaro team comes over a beats the pulp out of you for making him trek over to google.

I wish for a cookie that would not turn me into a zombie! Very Happy

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:29 am Post subject:

The cookie kills you--Vee turns you into a zombie.

I wish they would send more mail men. Or however that joke goes.

kegan_satori · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject:

They do...a mob of them...with torches...and pitchforks.....

I wish, that this wish was never granted

Elfen_Furry · Moderator Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY

After scratching his head in confusion, the genie stomps on you and scrapes whats left off his sandal, yelling something about "NO MORE CONFUSING WISHES!!!"

Darn, now you just made him mad...

I wish to find a penny on the floor.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject:

It's embedded in the floor, and cannot be picked out without a jackhammer.

I wish someone would bury the dead cat along the road to my school. Jeez people it's been a freaking week.

Syrius · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:41 am Post subject:

Macrorufus · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:12 am Post subject:

I foam matress appears in front of you. Unfortunately the supplier has foolishly added a psychotic serial killer for the stuffing. Who's chasing you now.

I wish I wish I wish I had a spine. Very Happy

Syrius · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:25 pm Post subject:

Sorry to be a jerk, but the mattress is only 15 centimeters thick. How can you stick a killer in there?

*Poof* A brontosaurus spine falls on top of you, squishing you to liquid.

I wish for a 1-terabyte stick of non-volatile, fast access, incredibly fast ram, installed on a computer that can take advantage of it.

JVAGO · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject:

It is installed on a computer that indeed you do not own nor can get access too. Wasted wish alright.

I wish for a floating desk chair.