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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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The Teeth Liberation Front bombs all the coca-cola factories. The Cavity Creeps are hired as Freelancers to control the teeth and a martial law is imposed upon all the mouths of the world.
I wish people would stop eating fish when skateboarding. It is so rude. |
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Cookie Registered User
Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 1690 Location: Yankee Appalachia
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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People begin to eat skateboards while fishing.
I wish I wasn't so behind on this game... _________________ AKA Skoon
AKA Mogthemoogle |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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You get blown up, sued, torn to pieces, jailed, and marooned in the arctic; not necessarily in that order. That ought to get you up to date.
I wish fish would grow twice as fast. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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They grow twice as fast but they still grow for the same amount of time. This produces the legendary MegaFish that proceeds to swallow the sun.
I wish for some matches now that the sun is gone and all. |
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Elfen_Furry Moderator
Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:19 am Post subject: |
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You got matches, but at 5 degrees Kelvin, nothing burns.
I wish those who grant wishes grant them more elaborately, istead of basic tit-for-tat. _________________ SHARKS In The Gene Pool South of Kosovo!
*CHOMP!* |
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PrincessB Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 3070 Location: south of Nashville, Tn
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:56 am Post subject: |
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People start writing out so much in their corruption that all corruptions take multiple paragraphs to where everyone gets bored and no longer wants to read them.
I wish people were made to be more intelligent _________________ http://www.bukisa.com/people/AmberBarnes check it out!
http://twitter.com/PrincessBTigres
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:43 am Post subject: |
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People already are made to be intelligent. It's just that few people rarely chose to actually do so.
I wish for a box of broken remote controls. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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A large truck backs into your driveway and, when you walk out to see what its doing, a huge crate full of broken remote controls falls off it mashing you to the thickness of a pizza.
I wish for a dozen fresh eggs. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Keyla Registered User
Joined: 20 Dec 2005 Posts: 37 Location: here, there, and everywhere
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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You look in your refrigerator and voila! There are 12 fresh eggs, which you promptly scramble and eat, and choke on the eggshells that you forgot to remove, and die.
I wish I was a 5'9" anthropomorphic sentient otter. _________________ my avatar looks depressed, doesn't it? |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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you get put in a zoo, little kids now laugh and through popcorn at you
i wish i could meet vee in real life _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Jbird Forum Hatchetman
Joined: 12 Aug 2002 Posts: 554 Location: Reloading.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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Vee turns out to be in Osama bin Liner, dressed in drag, during the middle of Suckweasel Mating Season.
I wish for Zig Zag, in handcuffs, and a bottle of chocolate syrup. _________________ (00:40:05) nbz: you win at the motherf***ing internet O_O |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Of course, but she's in that position because some derranged lunatic was planning on eating her. She's far too traumatized by the experience for you to have any fun with her.
I wish for a pen that can write in zero gravity! |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Some mean dude pierces your ears with it.
I wish for a gas can that will always be full of gas no matter how much you pour out. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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Someone throws a match in it. The universe explodes.
I wish for an umbrella sword. |
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Paladin Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Posts: 47 Location: Pittsburgh, Pensyltucky
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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Well Vee, ya get the umbrella sword... only the Penguin "gives" it to ya in the blade to the forehead style!
I wish for more wishes! _________________ Even during our darkest times,
THE LIGHT SHINES!
We got a long way to go,
and a short timt to get there... |
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