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Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject:

The genie is color blind and it's really more of a blue.

I wish for food.

malus lupus · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject:

you get my hotsauce (it's edible)

i wish for an assalt rifle

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:14 pm Post subject:

You get an assalt rifle. It's a cheap 3rd world imitation of an assault rifle.

I wish for scissors.

Katra · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject:

You find a whole dump truck load of rusty scissors dumped on your front lawn.

I wish someone would send me lots of money.

Elfen_Furry · Moderator Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY

Your Aunt Millie dies and leave you a are inheritence of some undisclosed 7-digit number. Uncle Sam comes along and takes away 145% of it.

I wish for a $1 for every waking hour for the rest of my life

malus lupus · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject:

you only get 5 dollers (use it well) Twisted Evil

i wish someone would eat my hotsuace

DomesticWolf · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:48 am Post subject:

you are force fed your own hotsauce in mass quantities.

i wish for the voices to be nicer to me.... mean voices...

Tenshi · Registered User Joined: 01 Jul 2004 Posts: 79

Katra · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject:

Toe voices are now whispering sweet nothings in your ear ... 24/7. You can't even get to sleep.

I wish for some change in the weather.

malus lupus · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject:

the weather gets worse

i wish for an Abrams tank

Nitch · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:41 pm Post subject:

An unsalvagable pile of scrap metal that once was an Abrams tank mysteriously appears in your front yard overnight. The neighbors complain.

I wish for a better job.

malus lupus · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject:

you get a better job, in Uganda

i wish vee wasnt a zombie

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:11 pm Post subject:

I'm a Lich now.

I wish for an Arnold Schawrzanegger.

malus lupus · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject:

arnold starts giveing orders and you must obey

i wish for food

Paladin · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:51 am Post subject:

You want food? You can have it! huge cauldrons of Tripe soup appear in your home... d'oh!

mmmmm <blech>

I wish the road crews could actually, and do, clean up the roads making it safe for all of us to drive! Angel