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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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The genie is color blind and it's really more of a blue.
I wish for food. |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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you get my hotsauce (it's edible)
i wish for an assalt rifle _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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You get an assalt rifle. It's a cheap 3rd world imitation of an assault rifle.
I wish for scissors. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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You find a whole dump truck load of rusty scissors dumped on your front lawn.
I wish someone would send me lots of money. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Elfen_Furry Moderator
Joined: 18 Jun 2002 Posts: 2601 Location: NYC NY
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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Your Aunt Millie dies and leave you a are inheritence of some undisclosed 7-digit number. Uncle Sam comes along and takes away 145% of it.
I wish for a $1 for every waking hour for the rest of my life _________________ SHARKS In The Gene Pool South of Kosovo!
*CHOMP!* |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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you only get 5 dollers (use it well)
i wish someone would eat my hotsuace _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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DomesticWolf Registered User
Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 457 Location: SoCal
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:48 am Post subject: |
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you are force fed your own hotsauce in mass quantities.
i wish for the voices to be nicer to me.... mean voices... _________________ "Don't let morals get in the way of doing the right thing." -Isaac Asimov |
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Tenshi Registered User
Joined: 01 Jul 2004 Posts: 79
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:21 am Post subject: |
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OC 196 is a fiber bundle used for transporting data at speeds in excess of 13 gigabits a second.... _________________ "Games are very educational. Scrabble teaches us vocabulary, Monopoly teaches us cash-flow management, and D&D teaches us to loot the bodies." -- Steve Jackson |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Toe voices are now whispering sweet nothings in your ear ... 24/7. You can't even get to sleep.
I wish for some change in the weather. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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the weather gets worse
i wish for an Abrams tank _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Nitch Registered User
Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 177 Location: Central PA
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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An unsalvagable pile of scrap metal that once was an Abrams tank mysteriously appears in your front yard overnight. The neighbors complain.
I wish for a better job. _________________ Read my LiveJournal
Furry Code: FFMf3ad A+ C- D+ H R !Sm T++ RLCT a c+++ e++ f h- i++ p sm |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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you get a better job, in Uganda
i wish vee wasnt a zombie _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a Lich now.
I wish for an Arnold Schawrzanegger. |
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malus lupus Registered User
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 529 Location: somewere on the great plains
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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arnold starts giveing orders and you must obey
i wish for food _________________ cop: rifle
me: I have a permit for that
cop: handgun
me: I have a permit for that
cop: what the heck is this !?
me: uh.... look, a distraction *runs away* |
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Paladin Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Posts: 47 Location: Pittsburgh, Pensyltucky
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:51 am Post subject: |
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You want food? You can have it! huge cauldrons of Tripe soup appear in your home... mmmmm <blech>
I wish the road crews could actually, and do, clean up the roads making it safe for all of us to drive! _________________ Even during our darkest times,
THE LIGHT SHINES!
We got a long way to go,
and a short timt to get there... |
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