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I wish for a cookie, though I can't think of the flavor, perhaps smothered in
chocolate would be nice, but you can't shove these in the box, and they come with a life-time lease, if you commit

elMaxx · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject:

Granted... its an awesome cookie... and its huge... you have less than 0.01 seconds to enjoy it... yeah, it fell on you... all 8.76 tons of it.

I wish i had unlimited and free long distance calls on my cellphone TwT

Paladin · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:34 am Post subject:

<pops out of the bottle like a genie>

GRANTED! <then disappears>

You enjoy your free long distance! It is really awsome to be able to call anywhere in the world free! You are struck by lightning halfway through your first call to an international friend.

I wish the U.S. gov't would stop sitting on it's arse and help the hurricane victoms!!!! #Cussing out

Katra · Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject:

The government sends even more people/equipment to help. So many that they're getting in each other's way. Oh; and who's keeping watch on the terrorists now that all the government resources are in the hurricane zone?

I wish for easier wishes to spoil.

Elle Femme · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:39 am Post subject:

Granted, but you can't be the one to spoil it.

I wish for a scuba diving mask and an endless mentally created ( by my mind) supply of fairy dust

Katra · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:

Unfortunately you seem to be severely allergic to fairy dust. And while you're having a sneezing fit you drop and break the mask.

I wish for a large can of mixed nuts.

Elle Femme · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject:

POP! there're your nuts, burned to a crisp and painted with pink, toxic lead paint!

I wish someone would tell me exactly what is wrong with me, mentally and physically.

Nitch · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject:

Here ya go... its a gift certificate to Jack's Plumbing Psychiatry Healthcare and Tattoo Parlor.

I wish for an unopened, ice cold 20-oz bottle of Mt Dew Pitch Black, sitting here on my drink coaster by my right hand.

Elle Femme · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

Done. Unfortunately, it was shaken before you got it. Shaken a whole lot. It explodes in your face.

I wish that I had met all the requirements for getting my driver's license, and that I wasn't afraid of driving.

Vexxed · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject:

Granted - You're SO unafraid, in fact, that you feel confident enough to play a game of chicken with an express train. *CRASH*

I wish that instead of two bottles of Hershey's Cookies-And-Cream Milkshake in my fridge, that there are three bottles of Hershey's Cookies-And-Cream Milkshake in my fridge.

Katra · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:23 pm Post subject:

Unfortunately that third bottle seems to have spilled all over everything.

I wish for a jar of sweet pickles.

elMaxx · Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:49 am Post subject:

*scoffs!*

Granted!

You get your pickles... you eat the pickles... satisfied with these earthly delights you go to sleep, what you didn't check was the expiration date on the jar of pickles. Best before: feb/04/1977

I don't think you'll be happy when you wake up... if you do... MWAHAHAHA!!

I wish i had a big robot to stomp on christmas shoppers and screaming children ^_^

Typhun · Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject:

granted,

but its very fabric is made up of screaming children and christmas shoppers, looking like something out of H.p. Lovecraft, thereby driving you insane from the faces and making you wind up in a funny farm, where the nice people in the white coats come and feed you purple pills every day...!

i wish i could be arsed to get up and turn the stereo off