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Ryan Fox Guest
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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taspacecampjh wrote: | Maxx> Granted but cence there is possability there is multible people with the same first and last name you are now James Bond - Septic Tank Cleaner
I wish Microsoft Windows XP would quit chashing. |
Granted, but then we Mac/UNIX users wouldn't have anyone to laugh at.. well at least MS tech support employees will live long uneventful lives without MS users wanting to beat their heads in-
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taspacecampjh Moderator
Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 529 Location: Abilene, Texas
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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admford wrote: | I wish that I owned the basic patents to Windows |
Granted but with the release of Windows Longhorn and all of Microsofts money invested in it. Nobody buys it and all convert to Mac/UNIX. _________________
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Ryan Fox Guest
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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I wish for a cookie, though I can't think of the flavor, perhaps smothered in
chocolate would be nice, but you can't shove these in the box, and they come with a life-time lease, if you commit
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elMaxx Administrator
Joined: 01 Dec 2000 Posts: 1127 Location: Land of Mud
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Granted... its an awesome cookie... and its huge... you have less than 0.01 seconds to enjoy it... yeah, it fell on you... all 8.76 tons of it.
I wish i had unlimited and free long distance calls on my cellphone TwT _________________ [Citation Needed] |
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Paladin Registered User
Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Posts: 47 Location: Pittsburgh, Pensyltucky
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:34 am Post subject: |
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<pops out of the bottle like a genie>
GRANTED! <then disappears>
You enjoy your free long distance! It is really awsome to be able to call anywhere in the world free! You are struck by lightning halfway through your first call to an international friend.
I wish the U.S. gov't would stop sitting on it's arse and help the hurricane victoms!!!! _________________ Even during our darkest times,
THE LIGHT SHINES!
We got a long way to go,
and a short timt to get there... |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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The government sends even more people/equipment to help. So many that they're getting in each other's way. Oh; and who's keeping watch on the terrorists now that all the government resources are in the hurricane zone?
I wish for easier wishes to spoil. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Elle Femme Registered User
Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 210 Location: PA, USA
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:39 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but you can't be the one to spoil it.
I wish for a scuba diving mask and an endless mentally created ( by my mind) supply of fairy dust _________________ I love mud. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately you seem to be severely allergic to fairy dust. And while you're having a sneezing fit you drop and break the mask.
I wish for a large can of mixed nuts. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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Elle Femme Registered User
Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 210 Location: PA, USA
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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POP! there're your nuts, burned to a crisp and painted with pink, toxic lead paint!
I wish someone would tell me exactly what is wrong with me, mentally and physically. _________________ I love mud. |
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Nitch Registered User
Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 177 Location: Central PA
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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Here ya go... its a gift certificate to Jack's Plumbing Psychiatry Healthcare and Tattoo Parlor.
I wish for an unopened, ice cold 20-oz bottle of Mt Dew Pitch Black, sitting here on my drink coaster by my right hand. _________________ Read my LiveJournal
Furry Code: FFMf3ad A+ C- D+ H R !Sm T++ RLCT a c+++ e++ f h- i++ p sm |
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Elle Femme Registered User
Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 210 Location: PA, USA
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Done. Unfortunately, it was shaken before you got it. Shaken a whole lot. It explodes in your face.
I wish that I had met all the requirements for getting my driver's license, and that I wasn't afraid of driving. _________________ I love mud. |
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Vexxed Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 399 Location: Boston, MA, USA
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Granted - You're SO unafraid, in fact, that you feel confident enough to play a game of chicken with an express train. *CRASH*
I wish that instead of two bottles of Hershey's Cookies-And-Cream Milkshake in my fridge, that there are three bottles of Hershey's Cookies-And-Cream Milkshake in my fridge. _________________ "This is fascinating. A whole tribe of people who prefer to interact as furry animals rather than human beings." -Gil Grissom
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/vexxed/ |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately that third bottle seems to have spilled all over everything.
I wish for a jar of sweet pickles. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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elMaxx Administrator
Joined: 01 Dec 2000 Posts: 1127 Location: Land of Mud
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:49 am Post subject: |
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*scoffs!*
Granted!
You get your pickles... you eat the pickles... satisfied with these earthly delights you go to sleep, what you didn't check was the expiration date on the jar of pickles. Best before: feb/04/1977
I don't think you'll be happy when you wake up... if you do... MWAHAHAHA!!
I wish i had a big robot to stomp on christmas shoppers and screaming children ^_^ _________________ [Citation Needed] |
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Typhun Registered User
Joined: 01 Oct 2004 Posts: 684 Location: Somerset, England - The left armpit of the universe
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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granted,
but its very fabric is made up of screaming children and christmas shoppers, looking like something out of H.p. Lovecraft, thereby driving you insane from the faces and making you wind up in a funny farm, where the nice people in the white coats come and feed you purple pills every day...!
i wish i could be arsed to get up and turn the stereo off _________________ tho' the pressure will drop, and it loses its prop
and the pilots inclined to resign,
ill rejoice till i die-that i learned how to fly,
in that old-fasioned Avro of mine! |
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