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Henry_Hound · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:11 am Post subject:

You get you un- deconstructed pants but when you get them moths attack and eat them before you even have a chance to wear them.

I wish for more money than Bill Gates.

francesis · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:04 am Post subject:

You now have more money than Bill Gates...

...when he was ten.

I wish to be attacked by a show.

Paladin · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:44 am Post subject:

While at a drive in movie the screen collapses on you...

I wish for a normal day...

Henry_Hound · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:00 am Post subject:

The day is normal, but for someone else. For you anything bad that you imagine happening happens.

I wish for my own private F-14

Vexxed · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:12 pm Post subject:

You get a brand-new computer keyboard, one that has two more Function keys on the top row. So instead of only having F1 through F12, you also have your own personal F13 and F14.

I wish for my current room to be neatly organized with nothing missing, nothing new added, and I would know where everything is so that I can easily pack up everything I need in a couple of days.

PrincessB · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject:

You spend all day cleaning up your room and getting everything completly organized and looking pristine. While digging out the junk you hid under your bed you slip into a hole to another demention (ala Simpsons episode, behind the bookcase) and when your family comes into see if your ready to go to college they see lots of stuff missing (actually just put away, they've just never seen your room clean like this) and assume you caught a ride with friends to your college. When you fail to show up at college the school assumes you changed your mind and gives your spot away. You room forever remains neat and tidy you just never return.

I wish for an untainted bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream to appear in front of me right side up on my desk.

Asalis · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject:

You get a bown made out of chocolate chip cookie dough icecream, and no spoon.

I wish my car was completly indestructable no matter what was done to it, that includes the tires too.

Folkert · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject:

You get your completely indestructable car. Unfortunately for you it is stolen the next day.

I wish for a reliable, inexpensive auto mechanic that I could schedule a repair without having to wait a week.

Paladin · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:43 am Post subject:

Your mechanic is reliable... to take too long to complete repairs...

He is highly skilled, though he suffers from advanced artheritis slowing his work even more...

He also takes all walk in customers right away, though you have to wait a month for the repairs to be completed. At least he does it all correctly! Smile

I wish for a cell phone that worked like the companies say they will!

Katra · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:24 am Post subject:

You get your cell phone; and a $1000 per month bill to go with it.

I wish I had a tank with a year's supply of gas in it.

Henry_Hound · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:50 am Post subject:

You get the tank and the years supply of gas. Unfortunately before you get a chance to use it someone syphons it all out and sells it for a huge profit.

I wish I had a vehicle that doesn't require any type of fuel.

francesis · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:53 am Post subject:

You recieve a bike.

I wish to live in a world of my design.

Paladin · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:04 am Post subject:

You listen closely to the inspiring words of Charles Manson. Then create your own world! You offer to let people into your world if they let you into theirs...
#Crazy

I wish for controlling stock in O-PEC

Henry_Hound · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:28 am Post subject:

You get it, but then everyone blames you for the high gas prices and ten days latter you are killed by a mob of angry people in Kansas City MO.

I wish for unlimitted fuel in any vehicle I am driving.

Nitch · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:01 pm Post subject:

Here is your car that runs on nitrogen it gets right from the air. It makes 25 horsepower.

I wish I had an old Honda 250 motorcycle.