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Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:08 pm Post subject:

Turns out, Kerry is an evil robot whose election casues such disruption in the force JediFur dies and there is no one to stop him as he consumed the entire human race.

I wish there was some crime for me to fight as the Pink Shotel.

JediFur · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject:

The disruption in the Force that causes my death also results in your very nature being split. You not only fight crime, but are the very source of crime that you fight.

The resulting dichotomy causes you to literally split in two from the stresses placed on your body by such a dual nature battling. You spend eternity trading witty barbs and corny insults at your other half.

I wish the human race came back as fully alive persons with no maladies, other than the ones they were suffering from shortly before their death.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:22 pm Post subject:

(heh, if only that were something new for me ;p)

The human race comes back just as it was before Robokerry destroyed them... just in time for my next wish.

I wish the human race suddenly changed into zombies.

JediFur · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

Done, but you should've been more specific.

You see, the RoboKerry had actually experimented with turning humans into drones, kinda like the Borg. Since I didn't anticipate that, they're mostly drones, and your zombie wish infected them with a computer virus that allows a third party to control them like a video game.

Your evil half turns the drones upon you, and they are not very nice with you.

I wish for world domination by someone infinitely impressive and most groovy.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject:

Johnny Depp takes over the world. Millions of fangirls clog the streets of the capital, hundreds die in tramplings, and hundreds of revolutionary groups see Depp as unfit for leadership. Political turmoil eventually takes root and the world degenerates into a sub-standard, stereotypical RPG or anime type place, with Depp as the cross-dressing evil badguy.

I wish to be a cross-dressing evil badguy.

Oji · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

...ok....your the laughing stock of the bad guy comunity.. because you are not a size 3! fatty!

i wish i had a wish to corrupt

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject:

I wish Oji exploded.

Katra · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:11 pm Post subject:

Oji hugged you just before he exploded; so you got blown up.

I wish for a barrel of salted and roasted peanuts.

Stormwalker · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:17 am Post subject:

You've got a barrel of salted and roasted peanuts. You just happened to be inside it while the salting and roasting was going on. Someone's going to get a nice surprise when they open it up. Smile

I wish for... A stable computer.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:10 am Post subject:

There you go. A stable computer. Can fit 6 horses in it.

I wish to own the perfect zombie killing weapon.

JediFur · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:08 am Post subject:

Done, but it's so perfect, that since you're a zombie, it backlashes as it kills it's first target, making you it's second.

I wish for the ability to save my friends and myself from disaster of any kind.

Nitch · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject:

Your wish is granted, but people dont listen to you when you warn them of impending danger because they think you're crazy. Because of their ignorance you slowly lose your sanity.

I wish our intersections around here had roundabouts so I could drive through one at least once in my life.

Vexxed · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:

Granted. You spend the rest of your life driving round and round this intersection, since nobody around you is familiar with how it works and nobody lets you out.

I wish I could decide whether or not to bring my desktop computer to college, or just my laptop.

Katra · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:41 pm Post subject:

A thief steals your laptop. Now you don't have a choice.

I wish for a litterbug to throw beer cans all over the grass at the park by my house.

Vee Are Are Schee · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject:

The litterbug does so, but it takes much time for the small incest to perform this work and he, after finding out you were the one who'se wish forced him into such labor, proceeds to strew crime scene evidence around your house. Get a good lawyer.

I wish for the ability to FLY the MOON!